remember how i was sneakily going to read your diary entry here at work and it loads and it's a huge picture of The Monster (IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER?!??!?!?!?!) and then my computer screen freezes so i pretend like i am scratching funk off my monitor for like 45 seconds while my computer decides to do something OTHER than display The Monster in all its fine glory while i pray that none of my bosses come to talk to me for any reason thus making me have to turn around and bring my hand down from the monitor so as not to be rude whilst receiving my next mission (should i choose to accept)?

DO

YOU

REMEMBER

THAT?

you're a filthy fucker, god bless you.

i'll talk to you tonight.

love and kittens,

jessica