2001-06-23 & 1:30 p.m. : she's perfect

Le Gooch [1:07 PM]: yo?

Auto response from Tales of brave [1:07 PM]: i was a fine idea at the time, now i'm a brilliant mistake.

--elvis costello

Le Gooch [1:07 PM]: word.

Tales of brave [1:07 PM]: word!

Tales of brave [1:07 PM]: dude

Le Gooch [1:07 PM]: you're here!

Tales of brave [1:07 PM]: MY SHOES CAME

Tales of brave [1:07 PM]: AND

Tales of brave [1:07 PM]: I HAVE ALREADY CANCELED MY ORDER! ????

Le Gooch [1:07 PM]: do they rule the kingdom?

Tales of brave [1:07 PM]: so now what?

Le Gooch [1:08 PM]: WHAT?

Le Gooch [1:08 PM]: why did you cancel?

Tales of brave [1:08 PM]: i called them and they said they are backordered for a month

Tales of brave [1:08 PM]: so i said ef it

Le Gooch [1:08 PM]: i wonder if they charged you?

Tales of brave [1:08 PM]: and they were like "if they come in the next couple days, please refuse the package"

Tales of brave [1:08 PM]: but now i am like, er?

Tales of brave [1:08 PM]: because, they came and i couldn't :(

Le Gooch [1:08 PM]: ohhh that's tricky!

Tales of brave [1:08 PM]: so, i will call them monday morning and havethem charge me

Le Gooch [1:08 PM]: it's ok, i would've done the same thing

Le Gooch [1:08 PM]: NO

Tales of brave [1:09 PM]: because, i LOVE these shoes

Le Gooch [1:09 PM]: keep the shoes

Tales of brave [1:09 PM]: no? that's stealing!

Tales of brave [1:09 PM]: and i have the money, why shouldn't io pay?

Le Gooch [1:09 PM]: let them figure it out, its their mistake

Le Gooch [1:09 PM]: yeah that's true

Le Gooch [1:09 PM]: you're wayyyy more honest than i am

Tales of brave [1:09 PM]: i know

Le Gooch [1:09 PM]: ever since the magazine fiasco, i've become 924753457 times more wary

Le Gooch [1:10 PM]: but yeah, call them monday, make sure they don't charge you twice

Tales of brave [1:10 PM]: but, like, this would be me taking advantage.

yeah, i will

Le Gooch [1:10 PM]: so last night i was trashed

Tales of brave [1:10 PM]: they must have shipped the same day i cancelled my order

Tales of brave [1:10 PM]: YAY!

Le Gooch [1:10 PM]: like, passed out in a park trashed

Tales of brave [1:10 PM]: did you see my diary?

Tales of brave [1:10 PM]: fun?

Le Gooch [1:10 PM]: oh no, hang on

Le Gooch [1:11 PM]: jamie left me to get his truck and i don't remember but i was in a park, drunk

Tales of brave [1:11 PM]: HAHAHAHHA

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Le Gooch [1:11 PM]: ok hang on i'm reading your di

Tales of brave [1:11 PM]: what the hell was that at the end of my im?

Le Gooch [1:11 PM]: hahaha awesome

Le Gooch [1:12 PM]: what huh?

Le Gooch [1:12 PM]: di

Le Gooch [1:12 PM]: lazy typing

Tales of brave [1:12 PM]: mer

Le Gooch [1:12 PM]: i have a hang over

Tales of brave [1:12 PM]: dude, i wrote pablo kickasso a drunken email last nigh :X

Le Gooch [1:12 PM]: and, i just woke up

Tales of brave [1:12 PM]: awwwww

Le Gooch [1:12 PM]: and, it's 3 pm

Le Gooch [1:12 PM]: hahahah

Tales of brave [1:12 PM]: i know

Le Gooch [1:12 PM]: i don't even have the energy to write my diary

Tales of brave [1:13 PM]: that's ok, you don't hafta

Le Gooch [1:13 PM]: i feel like i do!

Le Gooch [1:13 PM]: hahahhaa

Tales of brave [1:13 PM]: heh

Tales of brave [1:13 PM]: oh, wait

Le Gooch [1:13 PM]: I'VE GOT TO KEEP THE KIDS INFORMED

Tales of brave [1:13 PM]: not my diary from this morning

Tales of brave [1:13 PM]: but the one i wrote in the middle of the night

Le Gooch [1:13 PM]: oh! hahah ok hang on

Tales of brave [1:13 PM]: (i am writing more and more lately)

Le Gooch [1:13 PM]: awesome, i will have to check it daily

Tales of brave [1:14 PM]: fuck yes you will

Le Gooch [1:14 PM]: awwww

Le Gooch [1:14 PM]: i love your writing

Tales of brave [1:14 PM]: awwww

Tales of brave [1:14 PM]: thanks!

Le Gooch [1:14 PM]: so one of needs to learn html, and i'm voting on you.

Le Gooch [1:14 PM]: yes

Le Gooch [1:15 PM]: wendy's 99 cent bacon junior cheeseburger, rules.

Tales of brave [1:15 PM]: yeah dude, that shit is so good when you're hung over

Le Gooch [1:17 PM]: can you come over and make me a grilled cheese?

Tales of brave [1:17 PM]: yay!

i hope it works

Tales of brave [1:18 PM]: sure, with parmesan on the outside?

Le Gooch [1:18 PM]: yummmy!

Le Gooch [1:18 PM]: ok crap i have to eat something. brb. the stomach is yelling at me.

Tales of brave [1:18 PM]: hahahhah

Tales of brave [1:19 PM]: okay

Tales of brave [1:20 PM]: <3minneapolis by that dog<3

Tales of brave [1:20 PM]: jason's one bedroom apt in sunnyvale is $1195 a month

Tales of brave [1:20 PM]: he said that's the low income housing

Tales of brave [1:20 PM]: they are regularly $1995/month

Tales of brave [1:20 PM]: i'm leaving california

Le Gooch [1:21 PM]: i know! he told me that, i couldn't believe it. well, yes i could.

Tales of brave [1:21 PM]: eff california

Le Gooch [1:21 PM]: the highest mortgage payment i've seen out here is 900$ and that was for a half a million dollar home

Tales of brave [1:22 PM]: JESUS

Tales of brave [1:22 PM]: but, then i'd have to live in iowa

Le Gooch [1:22 PM]: i know

Le Gooch [1:22 PM]: or, montana

Tales of brave [1:22 PM]: and unless i meet a boy out there who makes my heart sing, i couldn't live in iowa

Le Gooch [1:22 PM]: the state that custer made his last stand in.

Le Gooch [1:22 PM]: yeah. not too many of those boys out here. mostly just sex.

Tales of brave [1:22 PM]: f that, that house had NINE BEDROOMS AND FIVE BATHROOMS

and it was still affordable

Tales of brave [1:22 PM]: AND IT HAD VAULTED CEILINGS.

hello!

Le Gooch [1:23 PM]: hhahaha i know

Tales of brave [1:23 PM]: just iowa sex

Tales of brave [1:23 PM]: with boys with bad teeth

Le Gooch [1:23 PM]: i love hardwood floors

Tales of brave [1:23 PM]: me too.

boiiiing

Le Gooch [1:23 PM]: hahaa

Tales of brave [1:23 PM]: "she's a slut. bongggg" (jay in dogma)

Le Gooch [1:23 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tales of brave [1:23 PM]: that was probably my favorite line in that whole movie

Le Gooch [1:24 PM]: cinnamon toast crunch rules.

Tales of brave [1:24 PM]: word

Tales of brave [1:24 PM]: my hair STILL smells good

Tales of brave [1:24 PM]: i'm in amazement

Le Gooch [1:24 PM]: hey mine too! even after sitting in a bar!

Tales of brave [1:24 PM]: <3my hair

Tales of brave [1:24 PM]: <3our hair

Le Gooch [1:24 PM]: hahhahahahaha

Le Gooch [1:24 PM]: OUR HAIR RULES

Tales of brave [1:24 PM]: I KNOW

Le Gooch [1:25 PM]: you know what sucks about cereal?

Tales of brave [1:25 PM]: there's milk in it?

Le Gooch [1:25 PM]: like if you can't finish your bowl, you're fucked

Le Gooch [1:25 PM]: you can't just put it away and eat it later

Tales of brave [1:25 PM]: true, it's fully wasted

Tales of brave [1:25 PM]: FULLY

Le Gooch [1:25 PM]: i know

Le Gooch [1:25 PM]: stupid eyes being bigger than my stomach

Le Gooch [1:25 PM]: "i'll just finish off the box.."

Tales of brave [1:25 PM]: did you get a big bowl like in friday?

Le Gooch [1:25 PM]: exactly

Le Gooch [1:26 PM]: that's what all our bowls look like

Tales of brave [1:26 PM]: HAHAHAHAHHA

Tales of brave [1:26 PM]: sveet

Le Gooch [1:26 PM]: jamie is obsessed with big bowls

Tales of brave [1:26 PM]: i had stew for breakfast. i'm a truly foul human

Le Gooch [1:26 PM]: so we finally found martha stewart ceramic bowls.

Le Gooch [1:26 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAH

Tales of brave [1:26 PM]: yessss

Le Gooch [1:26 PM]: at first i thought you were talking about your cat

Tales of brave [1:26 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAH

Tales of brave [1:26 PM]: no, he's named stuart. not stewart

Le Gooch [1:26 PM]: hahaha

Le Gooch [1:27 PM]: so did i tell you about the FIRST EDITION henry miller book my father sent me?

Tales of brave [1:27 PM]: no! >:/ <-----jealousy!

Le Gooch [1:27 PM]: it's called black springs and it is in perfect condition

Tales of brave [1:28 PM]: i haven't read that one yet.

i'm so jealous.

Le Gooch [1:28 PM]: he teases me b/c when i visited, i took a book by madeline l'engle and it turned out to be a first edition also

Le Gooch [1:28 PM]: so he teased me for hours

Tales of brave [1:28 PM]: snail's going to bring up my books when she comes back next weekend

Tales of brave [1:28 PM]: !!

Le Gooch [1:28 PM]: he has a garage FULL of every book you could imagine and he's trying to sell them

Tales of brave [1:28 PM]: if he has anymore henry miller, i'll buy

Le Gooch [1:28 PM]: rad! get her to bring a list of all your cds and vinyls at home hahaha

Tales of brave [1:28 PM]: hahahha

Tales of brave [1:29 PM]: hold on

Le Gooch [1:29 PM]: k