2003-01-18 & 7:08 p.m. : rife with awesomeosity
ok, this laptop can suck my huge, uncut, proverbial dick. it just erased, somehow, what i was writing to you, so now i have to recap. first off, i totally rocked, and rolled, my phone interview. so much so that they have asked me back for a face to face interview on tuesday. the lady was like "there were like 200 applications and yours really stuck out)" and i was like "well, baby, that's because i'm the real deal" and then broke out into some mary j blige and shit. so, pretty much moving to iowa=terror and heartbreak from day one. moving to seattle=rainbows and unicorns and handjobs from hot boys in grey slacks and free beer. so far, i have been here a week and i have a new awesome place to live, probably a job (mary j doesn't disappoint and also i have another interview with a different company on monday if this doesn't work out), i have had fun like every day, i have met awesome people (including an awesome dland person), jason is bringing me home an awesome dinner and stuart is wicked happy. my life is truly rife with awesomeosity. witness (an artistic expression of the awesomeosity that is my life): Tales of brave: you, are fucked up. kafkawastherage: I am kidding!! Tales of brave: WHATEVER YOU ARE NOT Tales of brave: I KNOW YOU ARE WICKED RACIST Tales of brave: BRB kafkawastherage: okay kafkawastherage: if you had italicized that it wouldve been more effective Tales of brave: well Tales of brave: i didn't think you were WICKED RACIST so much as WICKED RACIST. Tales of brave: i can't just start throwing around charges of WICKED RACISM. that's hardly fair. kafkawastherage: haha kafkawastherage: okay kafkawastherage: so kafkawastherage: I was in the kkk kafkawastherage: what the fuck Tales of brave: gross!Q Tales of brave: they have the worst outfits! kafkawastherage: we all make bad decisions Tales of brave: white after labor day! kafkawastherage: I mean, you moved to iowa Tales of brave: well kafkawastherage: I was in the kkk Tales of brave: white everyday if you're in the kkk, i guess. kafkawastherage: cant you just accept me 4 who I am kafkawastherage: yeah, dude kafkawastherage: actually I could never be in the kkk kafkawastherage: you are right kafkawastherage: fashion faux paux Tales of brave: those horrible sheets! Tales of brave: [shiver] kafkawastherage: to which I say nah kafkawastherage: I know kafkawastherage: I bet they are lik 145 thread count Tales of brave: no kidding Tales of brave: like, j-lo would have nothing to do with that shit. Tales of brave: NOTHING. kafkawastherage: dude Tales of brave: dood kafkawastherage: that is because (something horrible that i WILL NOT REPEAT) kafkawastherage: but otherwise Tales of brave: :O kafkawastherage: hahahaha kafkawastherage: I could not resist!! Tales of brave: you can't talk to me lie that! Tales of brave: IT'S WRONG Tales of brave: JESUS JENN Tales of brave: THINK OF YOUR GOD DAMNED CHARACTER! kafkawastherage: haha kafkawastherage: dude kafkawastherage: how long have you known me? kafkawastherage: like not really that long kafkawastherage: but Tales of brave: true kafkawastherage: you know kafkawastherage: I have character kafkawastherage: I MEAN kafkawastherage: look at the iconz I provide and advertise Tales of brave: that's true Tales of brave: and, you capitalize your "i"s, something i don't even bother to do. kafkawastherage: only someone of true character would be capable of that kafkawastherage: dude, I dont even know why kafkawastherage: I cant help it Tales of brave: you are my gallo sister por vida kafkawastherage: it is from writing essays and not wanting to deal withthe gay spell check bitching at me for my i's being fucked up kafkawastherage: we should get that tattooed on our ass Tales of brave: <3vg<3 Tales of brave: all internet style, too, with the less than three's Tales of brave: jenn? kafkawastherage: it is so tech kafkawastherage: yes? Tales of brave: i think i should think about getting off the goofballs. i'm starting to get weird. kafkawastherage: okay kafkawastherage: Im sorry, I dont get what you are saying, I am operating on less that 4 hours sleep per night for a week kafkawastherage: and I just had to defend my character kafkawastherage: I am a little shaken up Tales of brave: it's ok. have we made up? Tales of brave: like, we just did the secret vg handshake, right? Tales of brave: the thing that's so great about "vg" is that it's so close to "vag" and you know how much i love that shit. kafkawastherage: hahaha kafkawastherage: yes kafkawastherage: I have very nearly typed vag several times kafkawastherage: it is hot Tales of brave: by the way, i am totally taking "___ is totally hot enough to eat me out" kafkawastherage: no way!! kafkawastherage: I cannot just spurt out these brilliant catch phrases Tales of brave: please? can't you share it with your v(a)g sister? kafkawastherage: and have them picked up without any kind of monetart compensation kafkawastherage: dududududue kafkawastherage: hahaha Tales of brave: come on! Tales of brave: pretty please? kafkawastherage: in between the v and g kafkawastherage: there is a bat!!! Tales of brave: no dood kafkawastherage: I LOVE TRILLIAN kafkawastherage: yeah, you can use it Tales of brave: in between the v and the g, there is Anarchy (A)! kafkawastherage: just because, that was a fucking great kafkawastherage: hm kafkawastherage: okay kafkawastherage: please do it again Tales of brave: do what? kafkawastherage: I turned my emoticons off Tales of brave: oh! Tales of brave: v(a)g kafkawastherage: the thing that i m seeing as abt kafkawastherage: oh that is awesome Tales of brave: i know kafkawastherage: I am changing my profile to that Tales of brave: Vagarchy! kafkawastherage: HAHA Tales of brave: damn dood. if i were any cooler, i'd have to be celibate because there is no one cool enough to eat me out. Tales of brave: not because i hate people like i do now. kafkawastherage: well kafkawastherage: sometimes kafkawastherage: if you really want to just get some kafkawastherage: you have to make concessions kafkawastherage: I dont know kafkawastherage: hey kafkawastherage: I was just thinking Tales of brave: we don't negotiate with terrorists, jenn. kafkawastherage: how I think it is funny kafkawastherage: haha kafkawastherage: yes my dear leader kafkawastherage: but no kafkawastherage: like kafkawastherage: once, a girl kafkawastherage: was hitting on me kafkawastherage: and like, I am a les magnet kafkawastherage: because I do not know kafkawastherage: I have short hair kafkawastherage: and I am cute kafkawastherage: and do not make my sexual preference very clear kafkawastherage: well no kafkawastherage: cause if I did kafkawastherage: more girls would hit on me kafkawastherage: but like kafkawastherage: well this time kafkawastherage: I realized kafkawastherage: OH MY GOD Tales of brave: hold on for one second. kafkawastherage: YOU ARE TOTALLY HITTING ON ME kafkawastherage: CAUSE IVE USED THAT LINE ON A BOY BEFORE kafkawastherage: OKAY kafkawastherage: and I wonder kafkawastherage: if that is how girls flirt with one another Tales of brave: ok kafkawastherage: using the same techniques they use on boys Tales of brave: myabe Tales of brave: i just pelvic thrust them kafkawastherage: like, I dont know, I am just wondering about that shit kafkawastherage: haha kafkawastherage: that is way effective Tales of brave: ttally Tales of brave: unless you're peeing at the same time. i find only *special* people like that. kafkawastherage: haha Tales of brave: true, those are the ones i am most interested in, but still kafkawastherage: *special* Tales of brave: it's like, 8 out of 10 times i get slapped! kafkawastherage: dude, I can not ever be peed on kafkawastherage: I would die die die die Tales of brave: would you pee on someone else? kafkawastherage: no, I dont think I could kafkawastherage: like kafkawastherage: when kafkawastherage: you have to pee in the forest kafkawastherage: if youve ever had to kafkawastherage: and it will not go out kafkawastherage: because, there is no toilet beneath you kafkawastherage: and it just feels wrong kafkawastherage: plus kafkawastherage: I hate clean up kafkawastherage: like, who does the sheets for that shit? Tales of brave: yeah Tales of brave: it's sleazy Tales of brave: you could start easy, rock that shit in a shower kafkawastherage: like I also feel I could never have anal sex, because kafkawastherage: I donteven like to poop Tales of brave: oh jen Tales of brave: jennn Tales of brave: it's ok Tales of brave: you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. kafkawastherage: hahahaha kafkawastherage: I know kafkawastherage: I am just kafkawastherage: saying kafkawastherage: like kafkawastherage: it makes me think of kafkawastherage: reverse pooping kafkawastherage: I dont know Tales of brave: HAHAHAH Tales of brave: REVERSE POOPING Tales of brave: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH kafkawastherage: hahah kafkawastherage: that is also why I cant imaigne pushing a kid out kafkawastherage: like all that pushing Tales of brave: jenn! Tales of brave: jesus! kafkawastherage: makes me think of pooping too kafkawastherage: hahaha kafkawastherage: oh jessica Tales of brave: HAHAHAHAHHA Tales of brave: you are the best kafkawastherage: thanks kafkawastherage: I am just sharing my feelings kafkawastherage: oh and kafkawastherage: dude kafkawastherage: on the subject of sexual deviance Tales of brave: dood kafkawastherage: I watched like my frist no hbo porn the other day kafkawastherage: and like kafkawastherage: I wanted to cry Tales of brave: i am am subversive, so hit me with your best shot kafkawastherage: I could see kafkawastherage: the kafkawastherage: hole kafkawastherage: of their anus kafkawastherage: and like kafkawastherage: if kafkawastherage: someone wanted to kafkawastherage: a family could live in the space kafkawastherage: it was so bad Tales of brave: you just made me spit my beer kafkawastherage: I do not know kafkawastherage: hahaha kafkawastherage: haha, that makes me feel special kafkawastherage: : F kafkawastherage: ahaha kafkawastherage: that face kafkawastherage: like you know kafkawastherage: when people fall kafkawastherage: and their teeth kafkawastherage: break like that kafkawastherage: ahahaha kafkawastherage: oh well kafkawastherage: I dont know kafkawastherage: I am not even drunk Tales of brave: HAHAHAAHHAH Tales of brave: me either Tales of brave: hold up, i am working on another diary entry. kafkawastherage: seriously kafkawastherage: I am loling kafkawastherage: awzum kafkawastherage: am I going to star in it again? kafkawastherage: like, cause if I do kafkawastherage: I am thinking you need to make a list of credits kafkawastherage: like kafkawastherage: kafkawastherage as played by jennifer hoffman kafkawastherage: jessica tales of brave played the charcter tales of brave Tales of brave: ok, i can do that. kafkawastherage: and credits for your excellent editing techniques kafkawastherage: and then, you have to dedicate to someone who is dead the part of kafkawastherage played by jennifer hoffman. the part of jessica tales of brave played by tales of brave sweet editing techniques by central-red dedicated to steven tyler of aerosmith, who has been dead for the last 14 years. |