i joined netflix.

i've watched 2.5 movies in the last 12 hrs.

i will give you my reviews:

#1--mean girls: it was good, better than expected. lindsay lohan's tits did a great job of carrying the film.

#2--the dreamers: i can't believe how bad this movie was. i honestly can't. there are no words to express how much i want to hit everyone involved. the french dood was hot, but other than that, if i ever have to see that girl's vagina again, i'm going to be so angry. kind of like how i feel about michael douglas' ass.

also, michael pitt, while in possession of a beautiful mouth, makes me angry time he opens it, as he sounds dumber than paint.

#3--gerry: i haven't finished it yet, and i like it so far, i have about 20 min left. but all i can say is: gus van sant is in love with casey affleck.

i don't blame him, but i mean. what the hell. how did this movie get made.

that has to be the only reason it got made.

it's really beautiful to watch, and the tension is a slow build, but once it's there, you're kind of like "these doods are going to die. they are so going to die" and that's pretty intense. and it's a quiet film, which in general, i like a lot.

but for serious, how did it get made. it confuses me more than "how did the hot chick get made?" or for that matter, "why is rob schneider ever in any movie ever."

and also, "why did the makers of white chicks believe that the audience could suspend their disbelief so far as to go with the make up they used on the wayans?" or simply "scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed?"