and he consoled me, but also added that because of her enormous porn hoots, he would still "put it in her butt".

i couldn't hide my disgust at his use of our favorite way of marking a person as sexy (i.e. the phrases "i'd put it in her butt", "i'd put it in his butt", "i'd let him put it in my butt" etc.) on such a haggus bitch as New Boss.

my dissatisfaction at his call was written all over my face.

by way of making amends with me, he added

"well, i'd angrily put it in her butt, jess, since she's such a dickface to you"

and again the heavens opened, again the angels sang as the love between my brother and i reached another level.

the "angrily banging a bitchy boss with huge porn knocks in the butt" level.