remember how i said the guy from the enterprise rent-a-car was really hot and looked like jake gyllenhaal and i thought i should totally start stalking that place so i could hook it up with his sort-of-donnie-darko good looks?

well, i saw again this morning. no lie. and he was hot as ever.

know why i saw him?

BECAUSE MY CAR WAS BROKEN INTO AGAIN LAST NIGHT AND THE DOOR GOT SCREWED UP AND I HAD TO SEND IT TO THE SHOP AND THEN I WENT BACK TO THE RENTAL PLACE AND THERE HE WAS.

i talked to one of the owners of the ramp and really they don't care at all. i asked them if they were going to install a camera system and they said that it would be so expensive that they would have to raise the (already total ripoff) rent. so they are trying to get more security people in to do drive by's.

whatever. what can i do?

let's talk for a moment, though, about the wicked awesome car that i got to rent: the very sweet and cool dodge intrepid. holy smokes, dawg, this is one hot car. i want i want.

in other news, i got online in my apt last night for a whole 2 hours before the whole thing crapped out. i think i am doomed to never have internet access in my home, ever again. sad sad me.

also, i am going to try to rehookup the network card and maybe try getting it going through the ethernet card.

internet, i hate you.

lastly, someone brought in a cake that was chocolate-mayonaise-chocolate-chip-cake with buttermilk frosting.