"Subj: Your IQ Test Results
Date: Fri, 8 Feb 2002 3:40:54 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: "Edg Duveyoung"
Thank you for recently taking the Self Discovery Workshop's IQ Test.
Because of the Internet's ability to mishandle transmissions, we are
reconfirming via email that your IQ Test score was: 160
Our test usually gets within 5 points of the professional tests--a
remarkable feat for a 13 minute test.
Our test gives you a quick and fast measurement of your abilities, and
that can indicate directions for you to take.
Average: 85 - 115
Above average: 116 - 125
Gifted Borderline Genius: 126 - 135
Highly gifted and appearing to be a Genius to most others: 136 - 145
Genius: 146 - 165
High Genius: 166 - 180
Highest Genius: 181 - 200
Beyond being measurable Genius: Over 200"
if any of you take this test and score over 165, please contact me IMMEDIATELY.
we must combine our dna to produce genius offspring. we don't have to Do It if you don't want to, but at the very least we have to get a petri dish up in this piece and get some baby smartypants in the making.
the future of our world might just depend on it.
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NB: not only am i obviously a genius, but i also have a conscience: those with a 165+ IQ who are interested in studding themselves out for the good of humanity should be aware that i took the Emotional Quotient Test and out of a possible 200 points (with 100 being average) i score a huge 40 points.
40.
so, you know, if that doesn't bother you, go ahead and contact me. good times and world domination are sure to be had.
