2005-01-16 & 02:55 : believe it.
you guys. YOU GUYS. what's up!? what's UP?!?! shit went down, i swear to god. i talked to more LJ frenz in the last 24 hrs than i have in like, 6 mo. shit doggers, i think mza called me like, 5 times alone. and i talked to joe and wendall tandem style while they x-treme bowled. and holy fuck that was radical bikers. you know what else is like, radical bikers and benji dogs on hooverboards? I BOUGHT MY DOMAIN NAME TONIGHT. that's right, dogs, i am going to be starting that mp3 blog like i have been threatening. when it's ready, i will be linking that shit up. GET READY FOR AWESOME, OK. you know what else is totally pictures of mk olsen in sweatpants, riding a unicorn to the moon? I TOTALLY GOT A NEW BEANIE+SCARF TONIGHT, ON THE INTERNET, AND IT'S GOING TO BE SENT TO MY APT. LOOK!!!: you guys, it was 26 degrees when i walked to the diner this morning for eggs bene. a beanie+scarf would have totally helped that cause. oh! AND when i went to the diner i sat for a FUCKING HOUR waiting for my eggs bene, apparently because i ordered fruit with it instead of hasbrowns and there was a produce crisis in the kitchen. and THEN, when i got my eggs, they were cold. i was mad. i left a bad tip for the first time since like 2000. mostly because no one came by to tell what the hell was going on or ask me if i wanted something else or even acknowledge that topping off cold coffee while not making eye contact is not the same thing as like, being attentive. so i left a bad tip. and! oh YEAH! since the whole damned lj was down last night i totally forgot to tell you guys something totally important: last night, i located my anger. apparently, i have a lot of it too. IT'S SO FUCKING TIGHT, YOU GUYS. i have started expressing that shit. it's awesome. i totally recommend yelling the shit out of your lungs, maybe to some loud musics like i have been?, until you're completely fucking dizzy. you feel so good after. also, when you're mad that you waited an hour for cold fucking eggs bene, i recommend you say "dood: i waited an hour for this meal, and it's cold." but you know, don't be a douche about it. oh fucking balls! i just checked my email and my beanie+scarf won't be here for another 1-3 weeks. IT BETTER STILL BE COLD. you guys, sekrit confession time: even though it makes me feel dirty-in-a-bad-way, a lot of times when i see paris hilton, i want to touch her almost-boobies. THE INTERNET OWNS. |