2005-01-16 & 02:55 : believe it.

you guys.

YOU GUYS.

what's up!?

what's UP?!?!

shit went down, i swear to god.

i talked to more LJ frenz in the last 24 hrs than i have in like, 6 mo.

shit doggers, i think mza called me like, 5 times alone.

and i talked to joe and wendall tandem style while they x-treme bowled.

and holy fuck that was radical bikers.

you know what else is like, radical bikers and benji dogs on hooverboards?

I BOUGHT MY DOMAIN NAME TONIGHT.

that's right, dogs, i am going to be starting that mp3 blog like i have been threatening.

when it's ready, i will be linking that shit up.

GET READY FOR AWESOME, OK.

you know what else is totally pictures of mk olsen in sweatpants, riding a unicorn to the moon?

I TOTALLY GOT A NEW BEANIE+SCARF TONIGHT, ON THE INTERNET, AND IT'S GOING TO BE SENT TO MY APT.

LOOK!!!:

you guys, it was 26 degrees when i walked to the diner this morning for eggs bene.

a beanie+scarf would have totally helped that cause.

oh!

AND when i went to the diner i sat for a FUCKING HOUR waiting for my eggs bene, apparently because i ordered fruit with it instead of hasbrowns and there was a produce crisis in the kitchen.

and THEN, when i got my eggs, they were cold. i was mad.

i left a bad tip for the first time since like 2000. mostly because no one came by to tell what the hell was going on or ask me if i wanted something else or even acknowledge that topping off cold coffee while not making eye contact is not the same thing as like, being attentive.

so i left a bad tip.

and!

oh YEAH!

since the whole damned lj was down last night i totally forgot to tell you guys something totally important:

last night, i located my anger.

apparently, i have a lot of it too.

IT'S SO FUCKING TIGHT, YOU GUYS.

i have started expressing that shit. it's awesome.

i totally recommend yelling the shit out of your lungs, maybe to some loud musics like i have been?, until you're completely fucking dizzy. you feel so good after.

also, when you're mad that you waited an hour for cold fucking eggs bene, i recommend you say "dood: i waited an hour for this meal, and it's cold." but you know, don't be a douche about it.

oh fucking balls!

i just checked my email and my beanie+scarf won't be here for another 1-3 weeks.

IT BETTER STILL BE COLD.

you guys, sekrit confession time:

even though it makes me feel dirty-in-a-bad-way, a lot of times when i see paris hilton, i want to touch her almost-boobies.

THE INTERNET OWNS.