and it was waiting for me when i got home from work.

i wish i had it for real,i'd put it under my pillow for a hundred years:

front page:

tu senti aussi bien que vieux tissu.
you smell as good as old fabric.

middle section:

je veux etre ton pere.
i want to be your dog.

laisse moi lecher tes pieds.
let me lick your feet.

je t'adore mon petit chouchou.
i love you, my little cabbage head.