i just got off the phone with my brother. it was hard to talk to him because poor jace has come down with something and is mr sickboy and i had to try to be quiet quiet quiet.

this is no small feat when talking to jon, especially if you have heard me laugh. it's loud and obnoxious and laughing silently makes my whole body shake and makes the tears roll down my face in big hiccuping streaks.

my brother likes to fart into the phone while we talk. and not even normal farts, like those really intense squeaker farts that sound like flies shouting for help.

i literally fell to my knees laughing when he did it the first time.

the third time, i came really close to pissing my pants.

hi, i'm 28 yrs old and people farting into the phone makes me laugh myself into hysterics.

favorite jon quote of the night (voted by me), talking about his application to art school:

"jesus what's wrong with me? 'i get to fingerpaint on this application! weeeeeeeee!"

favorite jessica quote of the night (voted by jon):

"dood, i didn't fall asleep until like 7am or so"

jon: "what time did you have to wake up?"

"MAN DOES IT MATTER? I HAD TO WAKE UP."

i didn't fart into the phone though, so he is funnier by default.

i had that interview today and it was an interview gangbang, three people one after the other.

i'm a little sore, but i feel pretty good about it.

and the pictures came out fabulously.