2004-09-12 & 00:39 : bomb of a lifetime

secretbruises (12:30:24 AM): OH MY JESUS, AMELIA JUST TOOK A DUMP AND IT'S HORRIBLE.

honeypunch (12:30:28 AM): oh no

honeypunch (12:30:32 AM): cover it up

secretbruises (12:30:37 AM): it's in the closet

secretbruises (12:30:43 AM): in the litter box

honeypunch (12:30:44 AM): dump it!!!!!!!

secretbruises (12:30:48 AM): BARF

honeypunch (12:30:53 AM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

secretbruises (12:31:12 AM): i'm seriously laughing so hard

honeypunch (12:31:19 AM): awwww

honeypunch (12:31:25 AM): cat poo reeks man

honeypunch (12:31:51 AM): is she like, 'what the fuck are you laughing at?'

honeypunch (12:31:53 AM): hahahahahhaah

secretbruises (12:31:54 AM): no kidding. holy crap

secretbruises (12:31:55 AM): it stinks

secretbruises (12:32:06 AM): poor booger

secretbruises (12:32:12 AM): which is her new nickname. booger.

honeypunch (12:32:26 AM): yeeeeks

secretbruises (12:32:28 AM): it should be stinker

honeypunch (12:32:32 AM): i'm cringing thinking about the smell

secretbruises (12:32:37 AM): it's ok, it's going away

secretbruises (12:32:39 AM): don't fret

secretbruises (12:32:56 AM): i'm lighting some cherry blossom incense anyhow

honeypunch (12:33:41 AM): hahahaha okay

secretbruises (12:34:04 AM): but man

secretbruises (12:34:13 AM): that was seriously in the top ten of all time cat stinks

secretbruises (12:34:25 AM): now she's running around like she just unloaded the bomb of a lifetime

secretbruises (12:34:30 AM): i think that's the funniest part

secretbruises (12:34:43 AM): whenever she takes a big dump, she starts tearing around the apartment

secretbruises (12:34:47 AM): SHE IS SO FUCKING HAPPY, DOOD.

secretbruises (12:35:03 AM): it's like, dood. calm down. don't be so proud, you freak.

honeypunch (12:35:06 AM): happy stinky poopoo cat

secretbruises (12:35:12 AM): hahaha, exactly

secretbruises (12:35:19 AM): my sister acts the same way, though

honeypunch (12:35:24 AM): she must be like feeling calgon fresh

secretbruises (12:35:46 AM): it's extra funny with my sister, though. and exponentially grosser to think about.