2004-09-12 & 00:39 : bomb of a lifetime
secretbruises (12:30:24 AM): OH MY JESUS, AMELIA JUST TOOK A DUMP AND IT'S HORRIBLE. honeypunch (12:30:28 AM): oh no honeypunch (12:30:32 AM): cover it up secretbruises (12:30:37 AM): it's in the closet secretbruises (12:30:43 AM): in the litter box honeypunch (12:30:44 AM): dump it!!!!!!! secretbruises (12:30:48 AM): BARF honeypunch (12:30:53 AM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah secretbruises (12:31:12 AM): i'm seriously laughing so hard honeypunch (12:31:19 AM): awwww honeypunch (12:31:25 AM): cat poo reeks man honeypunch (12:31:51 AM): is she like, 'what the fuck are you laughing at?' honeypunch (12:31:53 AM): hahahahahhaah secretbruises (12:31:54 AM): no kidding. holy crap secretbruises (12:31:55 AM): it stinks secretbruises (12:32:06 AM): poor booger secretbruises (12:32:12 AM): which is her new nickname. booger. honeypunch (12:32:26 AM): yeeeeks secretbruises (12:32:28 AM): it should be stinker honeypunch (12:32:32 AM): i'm cringing thinking about the smell secretbruises (12:32:37 AM): it's ok, it's going away secretbruises (12:32:39 AM): don't fret secretbruises (12:32:56 AM): i'm lighting some cherry blossom incense anyhow honeypunch (12:33:41 AM): hahahaha okay secretbruises (12:34:04 AM): but man secretbruises (12:34:13 AM): that was seriously in the top ten of all time cat stinks secretbruises (12:34:25 AM): now she's running around like she just unloaded the bomb of a lifetime secretbruises (12:34:30 AM): i think that's the funniest part secretbruises (12:34:43 AM): whenever she takes a big dump, she starts tearing around the apartment secretbruises (12:34:47 AM): SHE IS SO FUCKING HAPPY, DOOD. secretbruises (12:35:03 AM): it's like, dood. calm down. don't be so proud, you freak. honeypunch (12:35:06 AM): happy stinky poopoo cat secretbruises (12:35:12 AM): hahaha, exactly secretbruises (12:35:19 AM): my sister acts the same way, though honeypunch (12:35:24 AM): she must be like feeling calgon fresh secretbruises (12:35:46 AM): it's extra funny with my sister, though. and exponentially grosser to think about. |