2001-07-02 & 3:17 p.m. : office f

i could write an entry about unruly color printers and blasted fax machines. about difficulties with departments related to mine and how i steal every opportunity to give it to The Man via slacking off (read: this diary) and wasting time (read: sleeping and this diary).

i could.

BUT.

that would be far too much like 80s working girl comic strip character Cathy of me, and i fucking hated that fat-obsessed, stupid shoe wearing, bad hair having, droopy eyed bitch.

plus, i dated a girl named cathy for a long time and she is a stupid whore.

so there you go.

i'm not writing about it.

more when i get home.

word.