i don't know why i feel the need to proclaim, but i seriously do.

now, i don't like all his jamz.

but on the serious serious? i fucking love me some r kelly.

doot doot, beep beep.

i am not being ironic or funny or ANYTHING REMOTELY LIKE THAT.

i'd just like it written in the great book that i am saying, r kelly can bring a nice pop jam to your ass like none other.

now, there is better pop. but there is something purely beautiful about a good r kelly jam.

and i don't give a good god damn about what you all have to say about it.

i'm saying right here, right now, doot doot, beep beep.

i'm saying right here, feelin' on your booty.

i'm saying right here, step to the left step to the right.

now THAT is some good god damned bullshit right there.

and it's one good god damned shame that i am shaking my ass to this alone at 10 to 2am, but i'll tell you all this much: i am happy.

so doot doot, motherfucker.

you better ask somebody.