i love your diary entry

withthedoll says:

we are so cool

withthedoll says:

i am all about how cool we are

secret bruises says:

for real, though

withthedoll says:

i can hardly believe that we are as cool as we are

withthedoll says:

it seems so unreal

withthedoll says:

like... has anyone ever been even close to being this cool before?

withthedoll says:

how could they have?

secret bruises says:

i don't know

secret bruises says:

but what i am wondering is, how can we capitalize on our coolness?

withthedoll says:

they would have burned up like icarus flying too close to the sun

secret bruises says:

hahahah

secret bruises says:

that way we could be cool and NOT WORK for the rest of our lives

withthedoll says:

i think we should hoard our coolness

withthedoll says:

we should build a temple to ourselves

secret bruises says:

see, i'm about us being cool and not having to work

withthedoll says:

and charge people admission

secret bruises says:

oh rad!

withthedoll says:

and we can just sit up in that shit eating grapes

secret bruises says:

and creme brulee/

secret bruises says:

?

withthedoll says:

people could pay to watch our hot girlfriends give us oral sex

withthedoll says:

that would be fantastic

secret bruises says:

i'm not a sexual exhibitionist

secret bruises says:

but i'll watch.

withthedoll says:

dude. you're so cool, you won't even care if there are people there

withthedoll says:

because like.. what are people to you?

withthedoll says:

they are ants

secret bruises says:

my subjects

withthedoll says:

the ants don't have a temple

withthedoll says:

you have a temple

secret bruises says:

that's true.

secret bruises says:

go down on me, girlfriend! and i guess these people will watch!

withthedoll says:

yup

withthedoll says:

yeah.. or "oh, there are people here? i don't see them.. where? oh.. yes.. that's right. i had forgotten what people looked like.. carry on"

secret bruises says:

dood

secret bruises says:

if some hot girl was giving me head

secret bruises says:

i don't think i would say shit like "carry on"

withthedoll says:

hahahaha

secret bruises says:

i'd be too excited

secret bruises says:

tee hee

withthedoll says:

yeah. okay

secret bruises says:

i don't know. maybe i'm not cool enough

secret bruises says:

is the "carry on" necessary to having a temple?

withthedoll says:

nah

secret bruises says:

oh, tight

withthedoll says:

yeah. i'm over self hatred

withthedoll says:

it's so 2002

secret bruises says:

heh

withthedoll says:

i was sitting at the kitchen table at simon's house yesterday morning

secret bruises says:

yeah?

withthedoll says:

just sitting there thinking.. and all of a sudden.. BAM!

withthedoll says:

i had this huge realization

secret bruises says:

what was it?

withthedoll says:

i possess such a huge amount of power. (so do you, by the way - so does anyone, but don't tell) and it makes sense that no one wants me to know about it

withthedoll says:

because i could live my life in the way that makes me happy and not buy all their stuff and watch all their tv

withthedoll says:

and they hate when you do that shit

withthedoll says:

it was a little overwhelming

withthedoll says:

i felt really big and radical all of a sudden

secret bruises says:

that's so hot!

secret bruises says:

(sorry, i just went to the bathroom and nearly coughed up a lung.)

withthedoll says:

i'm serious dude.

secret bruises says:

omg

secret bruises says:

my parents called while i was in the bathroom

withthedoll says:

what?

withthedoll says:

and

secret bruises says:

and left the most hilarious message ever

withthedoll says:

hahaha

secret bruises says:

i can't believe i just erased it

secret bruises says:

but the question now becomes

secret bruises says:

DO I CALL THEM BACK!??!?!

secret bruises says:

i know it's going to be a long assed phone call

secret bruises says:

dood.

secret bruises says:

i also had a missed call that was "private"

withthedoll says:

oh la la

withthedoll says:

i say call them tomorrow

secret bruises says:

and my penpal was supposed to call me tonight, maybe

secret bruises says:

but if he did, he didn't leave a message

withthedoll says:

OH LALA

secret bruises says:

so the next question becomes "do i call him back?" assuming that it was even him who called??

withthedoll says:

i don't know

withthedoll says:

he does have a penis

secret bruises says:

right but dood

secret bruises says:

it's all the way in kentucky

secret bruises says:

and i don't want anything to do with it anyway, what with my penis-free lifestyle

secret bruises says:

my lyfestyle, if you will.

withthedoll says:

sure sure

secret bruises says:

you doubt my penisless universe?

withthedoll says:

i do

secret bruises says:

you challenge whether my paradigm is bereft of all dongs?

withthedoll says:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

withthedoll says:

i'm not challenging you. i'm just sayin.

secret bruises says:

you're just talkin' 'bout shaft

withthedoll says:

exactly

secret bruises says:

you know

withthedoll says:

yeah?

secret bruises says:

i've never said that, and had it not sound ominously lascivious

secret bruises says:

what's wrong with me?

secret bruises says:

who started me talking like dennis miller?

withthedoll says:

you just said, "ominously lascivious"

secret bruises says:

that's it.

secret bruises says:

i fucking fire myself.

secret bruises says:

i'm fucking fired.

withthedoll says:

you can't fire yourself

withthedoll says:

who's going to be you?

secret bruises says:

yes i can

secret bruises says:

who needs to be me when me says things like ominously lascivious

secret bruises says:

i mean

secret bruises says:

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

withthedoll says:

HAHAHAHA

secret bruises says:

i mean, it doesn't even make a scribblet of sense

secret bruises says:

so what the fuck?

withthedoll says:

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

secret bruises says:

that's right, a scribblet

secret bruises says:

what, i said it.

withthedoll says:

you just said "SCRIBBLET"

withthedoll says:

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

withthedoll says:

i love you so much

secret bruises says:

!!!!!

secret bruises says:

dood, i am el oh elling so much i may laff till i pee

withthedoll says:

i am el oh elling

withthedoll says:

!

secret bruises says:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!afsldkfjasl;dgjf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

withthedoll says:

we were separated at birth

secret bruises says:

i know!

secret bruises says:

thank god i'm only 25!

withthedoll says:

whew

secret bruises says:

for a fews weeks there i thought i was 29!

secret bruises says:

dood

secret bruises says:

now i wish i hadn't posted that earlier conversation

secret bruises says:

BECAUSE THIS IS GOLD NIKI. GOLD!

withthedoll says:

i say: new entry time

withthedoll says:

dude. remember how people live ON THE EAST COAST AND ELSEWHERE IN THE WORLD?

withthedoll says:

whew

withthedoll says:

far out

secret bruises says:

that was pretty fucking far out

withthedoll says:

seriously

secret bruises says:

you fucking hippie

secret bruises says:

ps: we are so cool that we talk about our conversations from another chat service from the same night and don't give a thought to the fact that some people may think that is actually uncool. because they are SIMPLY WRONG.

withthedoll says:

they are so wrong