secretbruises (7:49:23 PM): whoah. he looks like a jock
cakecrumbmascara (7:49:30 PM): you can't see his face AND it's photoshopped
secretbruises (7:49:47 PM): dood, i wonder why
cakecrumbmascara (7:49:59 PM): haha he has muscles for someone who knows about orchids and likes magnetic fields
cakecrumbmascara (7:50:09 PM): haha no, i've seen his face
secretbruises (7:50:11 PM): jesus jen
secretbruises (7:50:15 PM): is he a homoseshual
cakecrumbmascara (7:50:29 PM): haha I said he's too good to be straight
cakecrumbmascara (7:50:41 PM): maybe he's just gay enough
secretbruises (7:50:49 PM): he must be in his "i'm bisexual" phase of coming out
cakecrumbmascara (7:50:49 PM): which i'm down with
cakecrumbmascara (7:50:54 PM): hahahaha
cakecrumbmascara (7:51:02 PM): " experimenting"
secretbruises (7:51:12 PM): right. "experimenting"
cakecrumbmascara (7:51:31 PM): um jessica, if you cum in another guys mouth...as long as you keep your eyes closed
cakecrumbmascara (7:51:38 PM): it so doesn't count
secretbruises (7:51:47 PM): i know dood
cakecrumbmascara (7:52:03 PM): haha, you make me laugh hard
secretbruises (7:52:09 PM): and like, being into girls with strapons is merely kink
cakecrumbmascara (7:53:26 PM): blah
cakecrumbmascara (7:53:30 PM): phones dude
secretbruises (7:53:34 PM): i know dood
secretbruises (7:54:10 PM): like, liking strapons is not a sure sign
secretbruises (7:54:16 PM): because everyone loves butt stuff
secretbruises (7:54:21 PM): but he likes that ONLY
cakecrumbmascara (7:54:27 PM): hahahaha
cakecrumbmascara (7:54:38 PM): my ex was obsessed with anal
cakecrumbmascara (7:54:47 PM): and so I started like thinking.....
cakecrumbmascara (7:55:01 PM): maybe he's secretly gay
secretbruises (7:55:07 PM): did he like to get it
cakecrumbmascara (7:55:25 PM): NO
cakecrumbmascara (7:55:35 PM): cause one time I thought i'd test it out
cakecrumbmascara (7:55:58 PM): and like gave it a finger test... and it was so not welcomed
secretbruises (7:56:18 PM): dood
secretbruises (7:56:20 PM): he's latent
secretbruises (7:56:24 PM): EVERYONE LOVES BUTT STUFF
cakecrumbmascara (7:56:38 PM): it's a fact
secretbruises (7:56:50 PM): if he's like, violently opposed, it's all he wants
secretbruises (7:56:52 PM): AND HE'S SKEERED
cakecrumbmascara (7:57:03 PM): ha
cakecrumbmascara (7:57:10 PM): i should call and out him
secretbruises (7:57:23 PM): TOTALLY
secretbruises (7:57:29 PM): you should say
secretbruises (7:57:44 PM): "dood, i just talked with jessica and she says EVERYONE loves butt stuff"
cakecrumbmascara (7:57:47 PM): i'll just say It's ok you're gay
cakecrumbmascara (7:57:50 PM): hahahahaha
cakecrumbmascara (7:57:59 PM): everyone!
secretbruises (7:58:03 PM): "and since you are so violently opposed, it must me you want it so bad you're scared"
secretbruises (7:58:09 PM): dood, even the pope loves butt stuff.
cakecrumbmascara (7:58:18 PM): and people like to pee on each others leg in the shower too
secretbruises (7:58:27 PM): HAHAHHAHAHAHA
cakecrumbmascara (7:58:32 PM): and if you say you don't, you're a LIAR
secretbruises (7:58:45 PM): that rules.
cakecrumbmascara (7:58:58 PM): this is the gospel jessica
secretbruises (7:59:22 PM): i do believe that i just found my new diary entry.
later:
secretbruises (8:21:05 PM): one time
secretbruises (8:21:09 PM): i was like, i don't know
secretbruises (8:21:11 PM): 19?
secretbruises (8:21:13 PM): anyway
secretbruises (8:21:16 PM): i was at tower records
secretbruises (8:21:20 PM): and i wasn't even on drugs
secretbruises (8:21:23 PM): i was totally sober
cakecrumbmascara (8:21:24 PM): ha
secretbruises (8:21:37 PM): and this girl in front of me has this amazing hair
cakecrumbmascara (8:21:47 PM): you grabbed her ASS
cakecrumbmascara (8:21:51 PM): I know you did
secretbruises (8:22:04 PM): just like, you know, how they write about, heavy long plates of black hair. all shiny
secretbruises (8:22:05 PM): no
secretbruises (8:22:07 PM): her hair
secretbruises (8:22:12 PM): i grabbed her hair jen
cakecrumbmascara (8:22:12 PM): ohhhhh
secretbruises (8:22:15 PM): a complete stranger
cakecrumbmascara (8:22:17 PM): hahaha
secretbruises (8:22:19 PM): i didn't even think about it
cakecrumbmascara (8:22:25 PM): that's so much worse
secretbruises (8:22:28 PM): i totally picked up a bunch of her hair
secretbruises (8:22:33 PM): and was almost petting it
cakecrumbmascara (8:22:37 PM): oh god, i love that
secretbruises (8:22:42 PM): it was just so beautiful
cakecrumbmascara (8:22:44 PM): what did she do
cakecrumbmascara (8:22:53 PM): like petting a bunny
secretbruises (8:23:00 PM): she turned around and just kind of watched me until it dawned on me what i was doing
cakecrumbmascara (8:23:02 PM): you can't resist the bunny
secretbruises (8:23:07 PM): EXACTLY like petting a bunny
cakecrumbmascara (8:23:11 PM): in slow motion
secretbruises (8:23:14 PM): and i said "oh my god, i'm petting your hair"
secretbruises (8:23:20 PM): and she just started laughing
cakecrumbmascara (8:23:21 PM): hahaha no
cakecrumbmascara (8:23:26 PM): that rules
secretbruises (8:23:30 PM): and i was like "dood, i'm so sorry"
secretbruises (8:23:40 PM): she was like, "no, it's cool, go ahead"
secretbruises (8:23:46 PM): and i said "jesus, i'm a freak"
cakecrumbmascara (8:23:50 PM): shut up, that girl rules
secretbruises (8:23:53 PM): and she said "it happens"
secretbruises (8:23:58 PM): and that was it
