2002-01-27 & 9:26 p.m. : for art's sake
Tales of brave [9:10 PM]: did you have a yard sale? ThreeRedFish [9:10 PM]: nope Tales of brave [9:10 PM]: shit-tay ThreeRedFish [9:11 PM]: it's cool ThreeRedFish [9:11 PM]: i'm just going to take this shit to goodwill Tales of brave [9:12 PM]: you're a good seed ThreeRedFish [9:12 PM]: i sold most of my hardcover art books yesterday Tales of brave [9:12 PM]: WHOAH Tales of brave [9:12 PM]: wow Tales of brave [9:12 PM]: cool ThreeRedFish [9:12 PM]: i was so fucking broke. like.. negative bank account balance Tales of brave [9:12 PM]: that's shitty, i'm sorry ThreeRedFish [9:13 PM]: and no smokes and no food and nuthin ThreeRedFish [9:13 PM]: it's cool, actually.. i mean.. i like being able to give up "stuff" ThreeRedFish [9:13 PM]: you know? ThreeRedFish [9:13 PM]: and while cigarettes and food are still stuff.. and cigarettes aren't even necessary.. they are temporary.. and that's what i like about them Tales of brave [9:14 PM]: yes, you whacky minimalist, you ThreeRedFish [9:14 PM]: and i'd rather be able to eat good food than to have lots of stuff ThreeRedFish [9:14 PM]: no way Tales of brave [9:14 PM]: i can't wait til there is like, nothing in your room, and anything that is in your room is hung from your ceiling with wire ThreeRedFish [9:14 PM]: i am still a super huge pack rat all the way dawgie ThreeRedFish [9:14 PM]: haha ThreeRedFish [9:14 PM]: or maybe i just have a wire hanging from the ceiling and that's it Tales of brave [9:14 PM]: and you paint it all white...even the carpet ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: nothing else ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: a blanket on the floor and a wire Tales of brave [9:15 PM]: and then you start wearing all white ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: ooo.. i have hardwood floors in my new house ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: so no carpet even ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: flowy white Tales of brave [9:15 PM]: and then, you start smoking cigarettes in a long holder Tales of brave [9:15 PM]: and you make everyone call you nicolette ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: my stomach just said "ouuuuurrrrghhhhhhh" Tales of brave [9:15 PM]: and speaking in a strange german/french accent ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: hahaha Tales of brave [9:15 PM]: and say "ciao" ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: that would be so cool Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: i am going to start calling you nicolette now Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: because i like to act like i start the trends ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: dude. Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: no ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: i would be so gross Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: i'll just call you nico ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: me too Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: and the only thing i would ever give you is bananas ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: dude Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: but i would dust them with powdered sugar first ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: nico is totally awesome Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: to make them white Tales of brave [9:17 PM]: i knwo it ThreeRedFish [9:17 PM]: and you should really call me that ThreeRedFish [9:17 PM]: and i would be down with bananas ThreeRedFish [9:17 PM]: i'd fry them and combine them with strange other foods Tales of brave [9:17 PM]: and the only bugs i would ever give you would be albino ones ThreeRedFish [9:17 PM]: i'd make banana chowder ThreeRedFish [9:17 PM]: fresh Tales of brave [9:17 PM]: and when you asked me for money, i would color the dollars with white pencil and then give them to you ThreeRedFish [9:18 PM]: i'd have to start wearing white lipstick and nail polish ThreeRedFish [9:18 PM]: and i'll only listen to white noise Tales of brave [9:18 PM]: and i'd act like it was a big chore, and people would think you're insane Tales of brave [9:18 PM]: but i would say "no dude, you just don't understand nico" Tales of brave [9:18 PM]: "her life is art" ThreeRedFish [9:18 PM]: hahaha Tales of brave [9:18 PM]: and i would give you merzbow albums ThreeRedFish [9:19 PM]: you'd say under your breath "she's really weird that way.. but i love her and i don't want to upset her.. believe me.. DO NOT UPSET HER. SHE IS FRAGILE" ThreeRedFish [9:19 PM]: i'd never speak ThreeRedFish [9:19 PM]: i would just sit and smile ThreeRedFish [9:19 PM]: and make long sweeping gestures Tales of brave [9:19 PM]: and you'd paint eyeballs on your eyelids Tales of brave [9:19 PM]: so you were always "watching" ThreeRedFish [9:19 PM]: and i'd cry when i found leaves that had fallen off of the trees Tales of brave [9:20 PM]: and you'd read your poetry, but it'd just be silence ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: i'd give them funerals ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: hahaha ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: YES ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: i'd publish a book Tales of brave [9:20 PM]: and youwould shower 6 times a day ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: called untitled ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: with no title or image on the cover ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: just white Tales of brave [9:20 PM]: right ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: and blank pages inside ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: dude ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: i already shower six times a day Tales of brave [9:20 PM]: you're on your way ThreeRedFish [9:21 PM]: i just had a freak out the other night about how i shower way too much Tales of brave [9:21 PM]: very interesting. Tales of brave [9:21 PM]: and you would go to an analyst, who would publish a book about you ThreeRedFish [9:21 PM]: i think it's creepy Tales of brave [9:21 PM]: and it would just say "madness" on the cover ThreeRedFish [9:21 PM]: hahaha ThreeRedFish [9:21 PM]: HAHAHAHA Tales of brave [9:21 PM]: and there'd be a big court battle, which you'd lose, because your testimony would be your poetry ThreeRedFish [9:22 PM]: shit ThreeRedFish [9:22 PM]: i don't like the way this is turning out Tales of brave [9:22 PM]: but i'd sell the story to artforum and make a million dollars Tales of brave [9:22 PM]: and you'd have a breakdown Tales of brave [9:22 PM]: BUT THEN Tales of brave [9:22 PM]: you'd come back, this time in all black ThreeRedFish [9:23 PM]: i always knew you'd sell me out Tales of brave [9:23 PM]: and all your poetry would just be primal screaming ThreeRedFish [9:23 PM]: sob ThreeRedFish [9:23 PM]: radical! Tales of brave [9:23 PM]: and people would eat that shit up ThreeRedFish [9:23 PM]: god.. i wish i could be that person Tales of brave [9:23 PM]: and you'd make a million billion dollars Tales of brave [9:23 PM]: and become president of the united states ThreeRedFish [9:23 PM]: i wish i had no self conciousness at all Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: and then, you'd set off all the nuclear bombs Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: and we would all die Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: thus, saving the planet ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: FOR ARTS SAKE! Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: and youwould be the biggest saint in heaven ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: that's what i'd paint on the bombs Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: and you'd live forever in heaven, with god ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: i'd totally commit mass genocide for arts sake ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: it's so me, you know ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: "and you'd forever live in heaven, with god" ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: the end Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: and all the animals, which would eventually evolve, would worship you, foever and ever Tales of brave [9:25 PM]: the end. ThreeRedFish [9:25 PM]: hahaha Tales of brave [9:25 PM]: that's the best story i ever made up ThreeRedFish [9:25 PM]: you should tell me that story every night before i go to bed Tales of brave [9:25 PM]: i am never writing again. |