2002-01-27 & 9:26 p.m. : for art's sake

Tales of brave [9:10 PM]: did you have a yard sale?

ThreeRedFish [9:10 PM]: nope

Tales of brave [9:10 PM]: shit-tay

ThreeRedFish [9:11 PM]: it's cool

ThreeRedFish [9:11 PM]: i'm just going to take this shit to goodwill

Tales of brave [9:12 PM]: you're a good seed

ThreeRedFish [9:12 PM]: i sold most of my hardcover art books yesterday

Tales of brave [9:12 PM]: WHOAH

Tales of brave [9:12 PM]: wow

Tales of brave [9:12 PM]: cool

ThreeRedFish [9:12 PM]: i was so fucking broke. like.. negative bank account balance

Tales of brave [9:12 PM]: that's shitty, i'm sorry

ThreeRedFish [9:13 PM]: and no smokes and no food and nuthin

ThreeRedFish [9:13 PM]: it's cool, actually.. i mean.. i like being able to give up "stuff"

ThreeRedFish [9:13 PM]: you know?

ThreeRedFish [9:13 PM]: and while cigarettes and food are still stuff.. and cigarettes aren't even necessary.. they are temporary.. and that's what i like about them

Tales of brave [9:14 PM]: yes, you whacky minimalist, you

ThreeRedFish [9:14 PM]: and i'd rather be able to eat good food than to have lots of stuff

ThreeRedFish [9:14 PM]: no way

Tales of brave [9:14 PM]: i can't wait til there is like, nothing in your room, and anything that is in your room is hung from your ceiling with wire

ThreeRedFish [9:14 PM]: i am still a super huge pack rat all the way dawgie

ThreeRedFish [9:14 PM]: haha

ThreeRedFish [9:14 PM]: or maybe i just have a wire hanging from the ceiling and that's it

Tales of brave [9:14 PM]: and you paint it all white...even the carpet

ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: nothing else

ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: a blanket on the floor and a wire

Tales of brave [9:15 PM]: and then you start wearing all white

ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: ooo.. i have hardwood floors in my new house

ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: so no carpet even

ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: flowy white

Tales of brave [9:15 PM]: and then, you start smoking cigarettes in a long holder

Tales of brave [9:15 PM]: and you make everyone call you nicolette

ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: my stomach just said "ouuuuurrrrghhhhhhh"

Tales of brave [9:15 PM]: and speaking in a strange german/french accent

ThreeRedFish [9:15 PM]: hahaha

Tales of brave [9:15 PM]: and say "ciao"

ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: that would be so cool

Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: i am going to start calling you nicolette now

Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: because i like to act like i start the trends

ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: dude.

Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: no

ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: i would be so gross

Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: i'll just call you nico

ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: me too

Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: and the only thing i would ever give you is bananas

ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: dude

Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: but i would dust them with powdered sugar first

ThreeRedFish [9:16 PM]: nico is totally awesome

Tales of brave [9:16 PM]: to make them white

Tales of brave [9:17 PM]: i knwo it

ThreeRedFish [9:17 PM]: and you should really call me that

ThreeRedFish [9:17 PM]: and i would be down with bananas

ThreeRedFish [9:17 PM]: i'd fry them and combine them with strange other foods

Tales of brave [9:17 PM]: and the only bugs i would ever give you would be albino ones

ThreeRedFish [9:17 PM]: i'd make banana chowder

ThreeRedFish [9:17 PM]: fresh

Tales of brave [9:17 PM]: and when you asked me for money, i would color the dollars with white pencil and then give them to you

ThreeRedFish [9:18 PM]: i'd have to start wearing white lipstick and nail polish

ThreeRedFish [9:18 PM]: and i'll only listen to white noise

Tales of brave [9:18 PM]: and i'd act like it was a big chore, and people would think you're insane

Tales of brave [9:18 PM]: but i would say "no dude, you just don't understand nico"

Tales of brave [9:18 PM]: "her life is art"

ThreeRedFish [9:18 PM]: hahaha

Tales of brave [9:18 PM]: and i would give you merzbow albums

ThreeRedFish [9:19 PM]: you'd say under your breath "she's really weird that way.. but i love her and i don't want to upset her.. believe me.. DO NOT UPSET HER. SHE IS FRAGILE"

ThreeRedFish [9:19 PM]: i'd never speak

ThreeRedFish [9:19 PM]: i would just sit and smile

ThreeRedFish [9:19 PM]: and make long sweeping gestures

Tales of brave [9:19 PM]: and you'd paint eyeballs on your eyelids

Tales of brave [9:19 PM]: so you were always "watching"

ThreeRedFish [9:19 PM]: and i'd cry when i found leaves that had fallen off of the trees

Tales of brave [9:20 PM]: and you'd read your poetry, but it'd just be silence

ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: i'd give them funerals

ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: hahaha

ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: YES

ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: i'd publish a book

Tales of brave [9:20 PM]: and youwould shower 6 times a day

ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: called untitled

ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: with no title or image on the cover

ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: just white

Tales of brave [9:20 PM]: right

ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: and blank pages inside

ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: dude

ThreeRedFish [9:20 PM]: i already shower six times a day

Tales of brave [9:20 PM]: you're on your way

ThreeRedFish [9:21 PM]: i just had a freak out the other night about how i shower way too much

Tales of brave [9:21 PM]: very interesting.

Tales of brave [9:21 PM]: and you would go to an analyst, who would publish a book about you

ThreeRedFish [9:21 PM]: i think it's creepy

Tales of brave [9:21 PM]: and it would just say "madness" on the cover

ThreeRedFish [9:21 PM]: hahaha

ThreeRedFish [9:21 PM]: HAHAHAHA

Tales of brave [9:21 PM]: and there'd be a big court battle, which you'd lose, because your testimony would be your poetry

ThreeRedFish [9:22 PM]: shit

ThreeRedFish [9:22 PM]: i don't like the way this is turning out

Tales of brave [9:22 PM]: but i'd sell the story to artforum and make a million dollars

Tales of brave [9:22 PM]: and you'd have a breakdown

Tales of brave [9:22 PM]: BUT THEN

Tales of brave [9:22 PM]: you'd come back, this time in all black

ThreeRedFish [9:23 PM]: i always knew you'd sell me out

Tales of brave [9:23 PM]: and all your poetry would just be primal screaming

ThreeRedFish [9:23 PM]: sob

ThreeRedFish [9:23 PM]: radical!

Tales of brave [9:23 PM]: and people would eat that shit up

ThreeRedFish [9:23 PM]: god.. i wish i could be that person

Tales of brave [9:23 PM]: and you'd make a million billion dollars

Tales of brave [9:23 PM]: and become president of the united states

ThreeRedFish [9:23 PM]: i wish i had no self conciousness at all

Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: and then, you'd set off all the nuclear bombs

Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: and we would all die

Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: thus, saving the planet

ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: FOR ARTS SAKE!

Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: and youwould be the biggest saint in heaven

ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: that's what i'd paint on the bombs

Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: and you'd live forever in heaven, with god

ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: i'd totally commit mass genocide for arts sake

ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: it's so me, you know

ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: "and you'd forever live in heaven, with god"

ThreeRedFish [9:24 PM]: the end

Tales of brave [9:24 PM]: and all the animals, which would eventually evolve, would worship you, foever and ever

Tales of brave [9:25 PM]: the end.

ThreeRedFish [9:25 PM]: hahaha

Tales of brave [9:25 PM]: that's the best story i ever made up

ThreeRedFish [9:25 PM]: you should tell me that story every night before i go to bed

Tales of brave [9:25 PM]: i am never writing again.