2003-10-21 & 9:13 a.m. : haiku number

i'm leaving this here
niki threatened me with death
don't want to die

you know who pudge is?
i want to touch his goodies
i know he has baseball ass.

up at 9am
drank flat san pelligrino
blame niki for this*



*this: bad haiku. she challenged me to write 500 in a week. i don't know what's going to happen, but if i don't at least try, she's going to chop me into pieces.

you see, sometimes niki gets inspired.

and when niki gets inspired, WE ALL HAVE TO BE INSPIRED.