and the volleyball net is right in front of our windows.

apparently, that means we don't have to really work, but can instead lick the windows and press sexual organs to the glass.

i don't know.

i am more interested in watching the ladies watch the men than watch the men.

it's like top gun, but instead of maverick and goose vs iceman and viper, it's the young gay doods and 30something gay doods from c.s/p.s vs the almost middle-aged gay doods from collections and that one not gay dood from legal.

and instead of it being a san diego beach, it's misty grey over cast iowa.

and instead of kelly mcgillis it's georgette telling me how that movie "made me laugh. oh man, it made me cry. it's truly a classic."

and instead of berlin singing "take my breath away", georgette is listening to "butterfly kisses", which has replaced "baby's got back" on forever-rotation.