stuart has -kind of- killed a bird.

i just had to get stuart away from the bird (surprisingly easy considering i still have a scar from when i first separated stuart from princess willie during their first brawl...true, it was the second night he was here, so he hadn't a chance to fall in love with me yet, but still), and then try to find some way to get the bird out without touching it and without killing it and without injuring its wings so it could fly.

it was really gross.

now stuart is looking at me with "aww mom, where'd my toy go?" eyes and i am looking back at him with completely glazed over "i really hate wild kingdom in my house" eyes.

and that brings us up to now.