2002-01-18 & 11:54 a.m. : i said god damn
i just walked into the hallway to go to the little businessgirl's room and there was this lady walking away from me down the hall and i swear to god
i just walked into the hallway to go to the little businessgirl's room and there was this lady walking away from me down the hall and i swear to god
she had the biggest, sweetest roundest most amazingly rotund apple booty i have ever seen on a white woman
smashed into the tightest most blue and yellowly stitched pair of jordache or wrangler or sergio valente jeans
shorty must have laid down and used pliers to zip those things up
i bet she's not even wearing underwear, there's no way she'd be able to even fit that much more into those pants
damn
it is only by sheer force of will that i did not run up behind her and smack her on that big round ass
just to watch it jiggle
or to see if the seams would split.
god damn it i love women so much sometimes.
you just don't see that kind of sweet junk in a man's trunk.
i said god damn.
