henry

2. where were your parents born?

my mom was born in queens. my dad in bradley beach nj. right near the boss!

3. what is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

amy annelle. holy crap is that song good. "soft city".

4. What�s your favorite restaurant?

sushi house, oakland ca

5. Last time you swam in a pool?

i can't even remember

6. Have you ever been in a school play?

probably, but i can't remember doing it. i do remember trying out for the talent show when i was six. when i say try out i mean stand on stage, see the people staring up at me waiting for me to bust out my gymnastics routine, then running out into the hall and crying until mrs myron came and told me that it was ok.

7. How many kids do you want?

i'd like to at least have two boys, so i can name them henry and jack.

8. Type of music you dislike most?

boring music

9. Are you registered to vote?

not in this state. somewhere, though. probably.

10. Do you have cable?

nope. ask kim. my tv was plugged into nothing until i plugged it into the vcr so we could watch movies.

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?

no, but when i was 5 i got to ride on my friend alex's dad motorcycle, and i was the only kid who had to wear a helmet and my dad gave me his big heavy white one and it looked like a bell on my head and i walked down the street going dong dong dong and then i got on the bike barefoot and i set my feet on the hot pipes and screamed.

12. Ever prank call anybody?

no. i never saw the attraction.

13. Ever get a parking ticket?

nope. speeding ticket yes. parking ticket no.

i am too fast for love.

14. Furthest place you ever traveled?

nyc

15. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?

no, simply for the fact that if you die, it is the dumbest reason imaginable to die. because you jumped off a bridge/out of a plane on purpose and were surprised to hit the ground.

16. Do you have a garden?

i don't even have a stoop.

17. What is your favorite comic strip?

my favorite is probably red meat. burn victim and glowing skull humor for the whole family.

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?

no

19. Bath or shower, morning or night?

only when i can't stand myself anymore and then a nightly shower. sometimes a morning shower, but that's for work only.

20. Best movie you�ve seen in the past month?

does it have to be one that i haven't seen before? the question is not clear. if it's one i hadn't seen before, then i say y tu mama tambien. if i can name one i have seen before, the pillow book.

21. Favorite Pizza Topping?

pineapple.

or just plain.

garlic and eggplant is really good too.

22. Crisps or popcorn?

crisps? is that like chips? i'll go with door number two.

23. What colour lipstick do you usually wear?

vanilla flavored lipsmackers lip balm. that's "clear" to you, slappy.

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?

are you retarded?

25. Orange juice or apple?

cranberry juice or v8

26. Who was the last person you went to dinner with and where?

kim and i got coffee at the bar downstairs a few weeks ago. i know it's sad, people, but it's all i got.

27. Favorite type chocolate bar?

anything dark chocolate.

28. When was the last time you voted at the polls?

i can't say or kim will shoot me.

29. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

oh my god, that is so gross.

30. Have you ever won a trophy?

yeah, loads of them for sports. weird, huh.

31. Are you a good cook?

i make the most awesome mac and cheese ever.

32. Do you know how to pump your own gas?

who else would pump it for me? you are retarded, aren't you?

33. Ever order an article from an infomercial?

no.

34. Sprite or 7-Up?

sprite

35. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?

nope

36. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?

anti-biotics.

37. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?

i'd just really like to find a good friend. or maybe a good hairdresser.

38. Do you believe in love at first sight?

"i want to hump you really bad" at first sight? yes. love at first sight? no.

39. Can exes be friends?

sure

40. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?

i had a lovely little halo of curls. i was an awesomely cute baby. what happened? i'm not sure.

41. What�s you all-time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?

deiter

42. What was the name of your first pet?

alex, the german shepard.

43. What�s in your purse?

i don't own a purse. oh wait, yeah i do.

i don't use a purse.

44. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?

grab a glass of water, get under the covers and rub my feet together.

45. What is one thing you are grateful for today?

that i am going to a party tomorrow.