ah goodness

secret bruises says:

dood

secret bruises says:

some person from denmark

secret bruises says:

and you know that scandanavia has the BIGGEST freaks

secret bruises says:

someone from denmark

withthedoll says:

oh.. you just fell in love with some person from denmark?

secret bruises says:

found my diary looking for "real doll"

withthedoll says:

jkfld;ajfkd;as

secret bruises says:

no, the girl/guy

secret bruises says:

the s/he

[email protected] says:

oh yeah

secret bruises says:

s/he's hottttttttttt

withthedoll says:

i know! and one of the most intelligent/articulate people i've ever met

secret bruises says:

oh god

secret bruises says:

don't tell me that

withthedoll says:

i'm serious

secret bruises says:

jeez

withthedoll says:

she has a girlfriend though

secret bruises says:

of course she do

secret bruises says:

just so you know

withthedoll says:

yes?

secret bruises says:

i am proud to say that i came in 21st for the search on "real doll"

withthedoll says:

hahahaha

secret bruises says:

i can't wait to tell my mom!

withthedoll says:

oh my god@

withthedoll says:

!

secret bruises says:

of course, first i'd have to explain the concept of a "search engine"

secret bruises says:

and tell her what a real doll is

secret bruises says:

and tell her how sitetrackers work

secret bruises says:

BUT THEN

withthedoll says:

like your mom doesn't have a real doll

secret bruises says:

she would be SO INTO IT

withthedoll says:

your mom would probably say

secret bruises says:

OH MY GOD

secret bruises says:

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

withthedoll says:

jessie, how do you think i found your site?

secret bruises says:

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOM

secret bruises says:

i'm crying

secret bruises says:

on the inside

withthedoll says:

hahaha

secret bruises says:

you know

secret bruises says:

nothing really caps off a night like whiskey and cookies

withthedoll says:

i am looking at the real doll site right now

secret bruises says:

oh you are a freak

withthedoll says:

it is cray-hay-hay-zy

secret bruises says:

I KNOW

secret bruises says:

dood, don't you remember my whole real doll EXPOSE??

withthedoll says:

holy crap

withthedoll says:

these pictures are making me a little hot

secret bruises says:

oh sweet christ

secret bruises says:

how could you

secret bruises says:

NIKI

secret bruises says:

THEY ARE DEAD HOOKERS

withthedoll says:

ew..except the male dolls

withthedoll says:

yikes!

secret bruises says:

IT IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE BANGING THEM AND WHILE YOU ARE HUMPING THEM A FLY COULD LAND ON THEIR OPEN DEAD EYE

withthedoll says:

hahahahha

secret bruises says:

WOULDN'T YOU SCREAM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE?

withthedoll says:

jkljksljkldjklsjklds

secret bruises says:

THEY WOULDN'T BLINK NIKI

secret bruises says:

THEY WOULDN'T BLINK

withthedoll says:

why do they make them look so terrified?

secret bruises says:

BECAUSE YOU ARE RAPING THEM

withthedoll says:

they don't look sexy. they look scared

withthedoll says:

and confused

secret bruises says:

oh god

secret bruises says:

real dolls

secret bruises says:

people are fucked

secret bruises says:

FUCKED.

withthedoll says:

look at the girls hand in this picture

withthwiththedoll says:

http://www.realdoll.com/images/st15.jpg

secret bruises says:

god look at those knockers

secret bruises says:

jesus

secret bruises says:

they are just ginormous

withthedoll says:

hahaha

secret bruises says:

if you will

withthedoll says:

http://www.realdoll.com/images/c07.jpg

withthedoll says:

ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

secret bruises says:

SOYLVENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

secret bruises says:

IT'S PEOPLE

withthedoll says:

hahahahaha

withthedoll says:

http://www.realdoll.com/images/c10.jpg

withthedoll says:

DEAD

withthedoll says:

http://www.realdoll.com/images/s05.jpg

withthedoll says:

a solution to the fly on the eyeball

secret bruises says:

HAHAHA

secret bruises says:

YOU ARE MY HERO