despite what your drunken stomach may tell you at 405am, monterey jack and triscuits is NOT the best snack to have when you are two sheets to the wind.

mostly because you have to weild a sharp knife.

do not worry, i am fine.

my desk, however, may not be.

but that may be due to the poor workmanship.

however!

cigarettes are always and forever good at 405am.

so is john waters interviews on kcrw.