New Boss, who was supposed to be out of the office until weds, IS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING OFFICE.

and she smells like something weird.

and i can hear her clackety clack-north-cackalacky-acrylic nails eeeeeeeeeeeverywhere all over her poor keyboard.

in other news, the Co-Worker ate an entire bag of sunflower seeds today.

an entire bag.

that is so intense.

words/phrases i have been over-using lately, with no sign of stopping any time soon:

"intense"

"brutal"

"what...?"

"...?"

"i hope _______ splits herself/himself"

"that's right, i said it"

"dood. dooood. doooooooooooooooooooooooooood."

"i hope (his/her) head falls off"

"fuck. you."

i have had the urge to kick someone in the privates all day. that's right, i said it.

doods. dooooods. doooooooooooooods.

movies i am really pumped to see:

blade 2

spiderman

i don't really know any other movies that are out or that are coming out. the nebula king told me about those two.

i don't know what's up with all the lists lately, but i like lists. i mean, at least theoretically. they are aesthetically pleasing.

but i rarely use them in life to get tasks done. only when i feel really really overwhelmed at work. that's it.

hmm.

my brother said that my moving to iowa is a chance for me to develop all new habits, if i want.

maybe i'll put a sheet up in that basement and i'll write out the tasks for the day when i wake up, and when i finish them all, i can spray paint over them to make the sheet ready for the next day.

i have been thinking, too, that i want a sheet covering one wall to write/paint/spray paint whatever thoughts are killing me.