holy jesus, i am leaving iowa 3 weeks from sunday.

HOLY SHIT I GET TO SEE MY BROTHER 3 WEEKS FROM SATURDAY!!!

oh mang, that's so good.

and if we make good time i'll be able to see niki and my sister and marcel on the way to seattle!

i get to see jason in less than a month. what a buddy.

i highly recommend getting product from h2o plus dot com if you don't have an h2o plus store near you. obviously, in iowa, i do not.

but i ordered some amazing smell good stuff on tuesday night and it showed up today, thursday. it was waiting for me when i got into work and i didn't even pay for the expensive shipping!

hot damn.

also, today i got a cell phone because when i am in seattle the home i will be in has no landline. AND NOW IT NEVER WILL! jason and i will rock cable modems and cell phones. it will be very modern. we will wear all white, we will hang the furniture from the ceiling. i will wear light face makeup and never speak again, tattooing "yes" on one eyelid and "no" on the other.

winking to communicate.

which, i realize, makes the cell phone i got today worthless. but still.

wink-yes, wink-no. that's hot.

i will have internet access on my phone. to me, that is insane. insane.

but kind of cool.

i wish i could have afforded the phone with the built in digital camera. THAT WOULD BE SO NINJA-TIGER-SECRET-SPY-STYLE!

that way, i could rationalize both the phone and the eyelid tattoos.

i got such a hot parking spot this morning, i can't wait to leave.

my entries are just getting stupider and stupider.

i'm going to drive through oklahoma!