jennylantern (12:43:47 AM): i never really liked michael pitt, but now, i kinda want to make out with his pouty lips
jennylantern(12:43:50 AM): HAHAHAHA
secretbruises (12:44:17 AM): oooooooh, he's HOT
secretbruises (12:44:23 AM): spellbound? hang on
jennylantern (12:44:26 AM): mmhm
secretbruises (12:45:06 AM): hang on :-)
secretbruises (12:45:36 AM): he's in it?
jennylantern (12:46:00 AM): in spellbound?
jennylantern (12:46:03 AM): no no. he's in the dreamers
secretbruises (12:46:05 AM): oh
secretbruises (12:46:08 AM): I WAS SO CONFUSED
secretbruises (12:46:11 AM): i was like, wha?
jennylantern (12:46:14 AM): spellbound is about the 1999 national spelling bee.
jennylantern (12:46:16 AM): hahahaha
jennylantern (12:46:17 AM): sorry
jennylantern (12:46:53 AM): you get to see his penie !!! (the dreamers)
secretbruises (12:47:23 AM): <33333333!
jennylantern (12:47:36 AM): hahahah!
secretbruises (12:48:32 AM): oh crap, this movie looks AWESOME!! (spellbound)
jennylantern (12:48:42 AM): yes.. it is good.
secretbruises (12:48:52 AM): ok, now to the dreamers. PENIE
jennylantern (12:48:59 AM): PENIE
jennylantern (12:49:04 AM): FRENCH PENIE
jennylantern (12:49:06 AM): AMERICAN PENI
jennylantern (12:49:11 AM): PENIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
secretbruises (12:49:12 AM): PENIEEEEE
secretbruises (12:49:17 AM): I LIKE SAYING PEEEN
jennylantern (12:49:18 AM): oh my god.
secretbruises (12:49:19 AM): OR PEENER
jennylantern (12:49:28 AM): i was kind of like.. whoooooa
jennylantern (12:49:39 AM): i was expecting full frontal baby!!!
secretbruises (12:49:57 AM): oh my crap
secretbruises (12:50:00 AM): he's so fucking hot.
jennylantern (12:50:01 AM): full frontal pudge dude.
secretbruises (12:50:03 AM): CRAP
secretbruises (12:50:04 AM): HAHAHAHHA
jennylantern (12:50:06 AM): PUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
secretbruises (12:50:07 AM): you called it pudge
secretbruises (12:50:10 AM): HAHAHAHAHA
jennylantern (12:51:07 AM): that movie is still swirling through my head right now.
secretbruises (12:53:02 AM): holy crap
jennylantern (12:53:02 AM): do they have it on movielink?
secretbruises (12:53:08 AM): i just popped A THOUSAND boners
jennylantern (12:53:10 AM): because you should TOTALLY get it
jennylantern (12:53:15 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
secretbruises (12:53:19 AM): boners.
secretbruises (12:53:21 AM): are happening
secretbruises (12:53:22 AM): RIGHT NOW
secretbruises (12:53:24 AM): IN MY PANTS
secretbruises (12:53:27 AM): AND I DONT HAVE A PEEN
jennylantern (12:53:28 AM): DYING OF LAUGHTER
jennylantern (12:53:43 AM): did you see his penie?!?!?!?
jennylantern (12:53:51 AM): or ARE YOU IMAGINING IT?!
jennylantern (12:53:58 AM): holy fuckaroo
secretbruises (12:53:59 AM): nooooooooooo
jennylantern (12:54:02 AM): I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO
secretbruises (12:54:03 AM): it was a trailer!
jennylantern (12:54:09 AM): I'LL TAKE A PICTURE OF HIS PUDGE FOR YOU
secretbruises (12:54:12 AM): I GOT MY OWN BONERS
jennylantern (12:54:12 AM): ON MY SCREEN
secretbruises (12:54:16 AM): FROM WATCHING THE TRAILER
secretbruises (12:54:22 AM): BECAUSE HE GIVES ME BONERS ANYWAY
secretbruises (12:54:27 AM): AND THAT FRENCH DOOD WAS HOT
jennylantern (12:54:29 AM): OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! PUDGE PIXXX
secretbruises (12:54:33 AM): I WANT TO DO THE DIRTY THINGS WITH HIM!
jennylantern (12:54:35 AM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAH
secretbruises (12:54:46 AM): WE ARE BOTH SHOUTING, BECAUSE IT IS SO FUNNY!!
jennylantern (12:54:54 AM): IT IS IT IS
jennylantern (12:54:55 AM): DUDE
secretbruises (12:54:55 AM): <3333CAPS FOR LIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEE!<3333333333
jennylantern (12:55:04 AM): I'M SO GOING TO GIVE YOU A TRILLION BONERS RIGHT NOW
secretbruises (12:55:32 AM): MY BONERS WILL SHOOT OFF OF MY BODY LIKE TORPEDOS AND SAIL INTO ORBIT AROUND THE EARTH, LIKE A SATELLITE!
secretbruises (12:55:37 AM): A SATELLITE OF LOVE!
jennylantern (12:55:40 AM): AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
secretbruises (12:55:48 AM): WHY AM I NOT ON DRUGS RIGHT NOW?!?!!?
jennylantern (12:55:50 AM): you JUST WAIT lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!
secretbruises (12:55:58 AM): oh god, i have to calm down.
later (but just barely)
jennylantern (1:01:46 AM): i have a pudge shot
jennylantern (1:01:49 AM): BUT I WILL NOT SHOW IT
jennylantern (1:01:55 AM): if you don't want to see it yet.
jennylantern (1:01:58 AM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
secretbruises (1:02:09 AM): OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DOOOOOO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!
jennylantern (1:02:13 AM): AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
jennylantern (1:02:18 AM): YOU WILL TORTURE YOURSELF
secretbruises (1:02:29 AM): HELL NO I WON'T TORTURE MYSELF!
secretbruises (1:02:33 AM): SHOW ME THE PEEN.
jennylantern (1:03:01 AM): YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
secretbruises wants to directly connect (1:03:02 AM).
jennylantern is now directly connected (1:03:03 AM).
jennylantern (1:03:07 AM): LET ME RESIZE TO A VIEWABLE SIZE!
secretbruises (1:03:19 AM): AS IF HIS PEEN COULD BE TOO BIG!
jennylantern (1:03:45 AM): AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
secretbruises (1:04:09 AM): i can't believe you call it pudge
secretbruises (1:04:14 AM): that's so not hot
secretbruises (1:04:25 AM): you should call it a sword of wonder
secretbruises (1:04:31 AM): or like, a fuck stick
jennylantern (1:04:43 AM): dude.... it is not pudge ALL THE TIME
jennylantern (1:04:55 AM): it is pudge when it is only barely growing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
secretbruises (1:04:57 AM): only when it's dormant?
secretbruises (1:05:00 AM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
secretbruises (1:05:06 AM): I HAVE NOT HEARD THAT BEFORE
jennylantern (1:05:11 AM): CHUBS??!
jennylantern (1:05:14 AM): PUDGE?!
secretbruises (1:05:17 AM): I HAVE HEARD CHUB
secretbruises (1:05:21 AM): BUT NOT PUDGE
secretbruises (1:05:53 AM): dood, for the first time in my life, i want to have my own peener. i am having my first case of PEEN ENVY
jennylantern (1:05:59 AM): different guys call it different things and then i pick what i think sounds the funniest
secretbruises (1:06:10 AM): THAT'S BECAUSE BOYS ARE AWESOME
secretbruises (1:06:20 AM): dood, lj user
secretbruises (1:06:23 AM): and then i fell in love
secretbruises (1:06:27 AM): and barfed at the same time.
jennylantern (1:06:38 AM): HAHAHAHAH
jennylantern (1:06:41 AM): THAT IS BRILLIANT
secretbruises (1:06:48 AM): i know, he's pretty totally awesome.
secretbruises (1:06:56 AM): what else did he call it?
secretbruises (1:06:57 AM): fuck.
secretbruises (1:07:01 AM): YOGURT FOUNTAIN.
jennylantern (1:07:06 AM): dude, you must post this photo
jennylantern (1:07:09 AM): IN YOUR LJ
jennylantern (1:07:12 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
secretbruises (1:07:14 AM): i am posting ALL OF THIS.
secretbruises (1:07:16 AM): are you shitting me?
secretbruises (1:07:18 AM): ALL OF THIS.
secretbruises (1:07:25 AM): i have to be able to remember it
jennylantern (1:07:27 AM): fuck yeah!!
secretbruises (1:07:31 AM): don't worry, i changed your name
jennylantern (1:07:35 AM): to?
secretbruises (1:07:36 AM): to PROTECT YOU, INNOCENT.
secretbruises (1:07:39 AM):jennylantern, of course
jennylantern (1:07:52 AM): maybe i should make a jennylantern screenname so you won't have to do that shit
secretbruises (1:07:57 AM): well
secretbruises (1:08:04 AM): i was going to put "jennylantern"
secretbruises (1:08:09 AM): but i didn't know if that was ok or
secretbruises (1:08:09 AM): not
secretbruises (1:08:14 AM): i'll change it now, if you want
jennylantern (1:08:18 AM): it is okay!!
secretbruises (1:08:24 AM): i have an awesome lj client that makes it really easy to edit/post
jennylantern (1:08:28 AM): let's stick with jennylantern as my alias from now on
secretbruises (1:08:32 AM): OK!
jennylantern (1:08:32 AM): YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jennylantern (1:08:34 AM): OKAY
secretbruises (1:08:40 AM): BRING ON THE PEEN
jennylantern (1:08:50 AM): ARE YOU READY?!
jennylantern (1:08:59 AM): DO YOU HAVE TOWELS HANDY?!?!?!?!?
jennylantern (1:09:28 AM):
secretbruises (1:09:43 AM): what the shit is in there? a photo?
jennylantern (1:10:00 AM): the girl who's pulling down his boxers' photo
secretbruises (1:10:06 AM): BONER TIME
jennylantern (1:10:06 AM): AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
secretbruises (1:10:12 AM): DOOD
secretbruises (1:10:46 AM): I AM LIKE A HINDU GOD WITH MY BONERS HERE, THEY ARE PLENTIFUL, AND POWERFUL
jennylantern (1:10:52 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
jennylantern (1:10:55 AM): i'm dying
secretbruises (1:11:01 AM): HOLY JESUS
jennylantern (1:11:01 AM): you're killing me
secretbruises (1:11:07 AM): YOU CALLED THAT PIC PITTPUDGE
jennylantern (1:11:11 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
jennylantern (1:11:13 AM): YES I DID
secretbruises (1:11:14 AM): JENNY, CAN YOU MARRY ME? I MEAN SERIOUSLY
secretbruises (1:11:20 AM): LET US MARRY, AND HAVE LIKE 80 BABIES.
jennylantern (1:11:30 AM): i'm going to pee in my pants dude
secretbruises (1:11:46 AM): well i've already wet myself.
jennylantern (1:16:26 AM): CAPS FOR LIIIIIFE!!!HAHAHAHAHA
