2002-10-14 & 9:06 p.m. : mmmm nuttin'
"basically i am afraid of anything that happens in the midwest. if it happens between nevada and pennsylvania, i am scared. if a fly lands on a post in montana i am frightened. if a snowflake falls in kentucky, i am scared. and i am now terrified of corn because i am convinced that it is the reason why people in iowa are so lame. corn and corn syrup can't be good. it must be evil. i know it.
"basically i am afraid of anything that happens in the midwest. if it happens between nevada and pennsylvania, i am scared. if a fly lands on a post in montana i am frightened. if a snowflake falls in kentucky, i am scared. and i am now terrified of corn because i am convinced that it is the reason why people in iowa are so lame. corn and corn syrup can't be good. it must be evil. i know it.
dude i hope your boobs aren't trying to kill you. they are such a hot ticket. you'd think they'd be your ally."
-jason.
good times? they are ahead.
