2001-07-06 & 4:35 p.m. : monkey see, monkey do

today at work the executive secretary of one of the biggest wigs in my company pulled me over to her workstation and showed me:

a video on her computer of a monkey scratching its ass for like 20 seconds, then lifting his assfinger to his nose, smelling it, and then falling off the branch he was sitting on as if the smell knocked him into unconsciousness.

suddenly, i didn't feel so bad about spending so much time reading diaries while i am at work.