Tales of brave (8:37:55 PM): second to last strip.

kafkawastherage (8:38:05 PM): okay

kafkawastherage (8:39:11 PM): haha, jessica Ive read this before

Tales of brave (8:39:24 PM): oh well SORRY

kafkawastherage (8:40:01 PM): psh

kafkawastherage (8:40:07 PM): I didnt say I didnt ewant to read it

kafkawastherage (8:40:11 PM): anymore

kafkawastherage (8:40:19 PM): dont be such A GIRL

Tales of brave (8:40:39 PM): but a GIRL is WHAT I AM

Tales of brave (8:40:56 PM): actually, i'm a woman [shakes hips, boom swagger boom]

kafkawastherage (8:41:11 PM): hahaha

kafkawastherage (8:41:17 PM): that's hot

Tales of brave (8:41:40 PM): well, you know how it is.

Tales of brave (8:42:09 PM): so, i re-read the vincent gallo interview today

Tales of brave (8:42:13 PM): and i just love him so much

kafkawastherage (8:42:26 PM): haha, did you wanna pee?

Tales of brave (8:42:50 PM): yes, i really did. ethereally.

kafkawastherage (8:43:11 PM): : D

kafkawastherage (8:43:19 PM): let me show you something kind of hott

Tales of brave (8:43:30 PM): why is every conversation between us so completely radical, jenn?

kafkawastherage (8:43:49 PM): I dont know jessica

kafkawastherage (8:44:08 PM): it is unexplainable

Tales of brave (8:44:17 PM): show me the hott thing

kafkawastherage (8:46:20 PM): http://www.fatgirlbreakdown.com/gallery/photo.htm

kafkawastherage (8:46:36 PM): go to the gallery there aresome better ones in other places

Tales of brave (8:47:24 PM): these girls are hot and awesome

kafkawastherage (8:48:00 PM): my favorites are lindsey and betsy

kafkawastherage (8:48:39 PM): and I think morgannas are kind of pretty

kafkawastherage (8:48:44 PM): but also jenns ass

kafkawastherage (8:48:50 PM): that is beautiful

Tales of brave (8:49:00 PM): yes, i agree

Tales of brave (8:49:29 PM): see, i wouldn't even call betsey fat

kafkawastherage (8:49:47 PM): me neither

kafkawastherage (8:50:05 PM): she is like maybe a size 16

kafkawastherage (8:50:09 PM): betsy is so cute though

kafkawastherage (8:50:25 PM): with her hair and how plain she looks in her glasses

kafkawastherage (8:50:29 PM): I want to make out with her

kafkawastherage (8:50:29 PM): haha

Tales of brave (8:50:34 PM): i know, me too

Tales of brave (8:50:37 PM): i love girls

kafkawastherage (8:52:09 PM): I wish matt would not mind me kissing girls

kafkawastherage (8:52:29 PM): but then I dont know, I think that it could be bad

Tales of brave (8:53:07 PM): howso?

Tales of brave (8:53:12 PM): kissing a girl is so nice

Tales of brave (8:53:16 PM): their lips are nicer

Tales of brave (8:53:19 PM): softer.

Tales of brave (8:53:26 PM): it's really sexy

Tales of brave (8:53:34 PM): like, i understand why boys want to kiss girls

Tales of brave (8:53:39 PM): and stick their things in them

kafkawastherage (8:53:51 PM): I know, but matt he would feel bad, and i dont want him to feel as though I love him any less because I have the urge to kiss a girl

Tales of brave (8:54:14 PM): sexuality is weird that way

Tales of brave (8:54:35 PM): since i have stopped believing in love as it's classically defined, i say we all rock the polygamy

kafkawastherage (8:55:03 PM): http://www.fatgirlbreakdown.cm/gallery/vintage2.jpg

kafkawastherage (8:55:17 PM): oh my gosh, her boobs are so pretty

Tales of brave (8:55:44 PM): i love the first and third ones best

Tales of brave (8:55:50 PM): like the first one, i LOVE her ass

kafkawastherage (8:55:57 PM): http://www.fatgirlbreakdown.com/galley/staff.htm

Tales of brave (8:55:58 PM): i want like, to use it as a pillow for all eternity

kafkawastherage (8:56:41 PM): hahaha

Tales of brave (8:58:42 PM): i want to make love to all these women

Tales of brave (8:58:51 PM): maybe, i should just go full on gay

kafkawastherage (8:59:45 PM): I would not blame you.

kafkawastherage (9:04:18 PM): did you find one to fall in love with

kafkawastherage (9:04:33 PM): i dont think I could be fully gay, I like penetration an awful lot

Tales of brave (9:04:49 PM): hello, strap-on

Tales of brave (9:04:55 PM): you don't need a man to have a good time.

kafkawastherage (9:04:58 PM): haha!

kafkawastherage (9:05:05 PM): and I like matt a lot too

kafkawastherage (9:05:15 PM): oh but jessica

kafkawastherage (9:05:32 PM): a penis does not feel the same

kafkawastherage (9:05:36 PM): as a strap on

Tales of brave (9:05:45 PM): yes but, you just said penetration

Tales of brave (9:05:54 PM): you didn't say "cock"

kafkawastherage (9:06:19 PM): okay

kafkawastherage (9:06:24 PM): i like cock and penetration

Tales of brave (9:06:36 PM): oh you know what?

Tales of brave (9:06:43 PM): i have the total solution:

Tales of brave (9:06:48 PM): DON'T GO FULL ON GAY

Tales of brave (9:07:02 PM): i'm just saying, i want to make love to all these fat girls for the rest of my life.

kafkawastherage (9:07:24 PM): okay

Tales of brave (9:12:34 PM): dood

kafkawastherage (9:12:50 PM): these are kind of nice too

kafkawastherage (9:12:54 PM): yeah?

Tales of brave (9:13:27 PM): what is this?

kafkawastherage (9:13:56 PM): one of the contributors to fatgirlbreakdowns art

Tales of brave (9:14:34 PM): oh words

kafkawastherage (9:16:19 PM): jessica, you know I totally wanteed to take pictures and put them on this site.

Tales of brave (9:16:32 PM): you should, then

Tales of brave (9:16:35 PM): you're wicked cute

kafkawastherage (9:18:20 PM): haha, then I will turn into doctor schelissinger slkfhmvnsdf

kafkawastherage (9:18:28 PM): and have someone blackmail me with them

Tales of brave (9:18:58 PM): not if you dont' become a reactionary right wing whore

kafkawastherage (9:19:06 PM): hahaha

kafkawastherage (9:19:08 PM): <3

Tales of brave (9:19:13 PM): and also, if you are just proud of them, then anyone who doesn't like it can eat shit and die

kafkawastherage (9:25:27 PM): yes, I know, but

kafkawastherage (9:25:35 PM): you need your daily dose

kafkawastherage (9:25:38 PM): of viking kitties

kafkawastherage (9:25:44 PM): http://www.rathergood.com/vikings

Tales of brave (9:27:42 PM): the thing is

Tales of brave (9:27:54 PM): vikings kind of suck

Tales of brave (9:28:00 PM): but viking kitties?

kafkawastherage (9:28:00 PM): do you feel bad for the kitties?

kafkawastherage (9:28:03 PM): oh hahaha

Tales of brave (9:28:03 PM): THEY KIND OF RULE

kafkawastherage (9:28:08 PM): I know!!

kafkawastherage (9:28:14 PM): this is the best think ever

kafkawastherage (9:28:23 PM): I want a viking kitty shirt so bad

Tales of brave (9:29:29 PM): why would i feel bad for the kitties?

kafkawastherage (9:29:35 PM): I dont know

kafkawastherage (9:29:43 PM): they are being subjected to viloence

Tales of brave (9:29:59 PM): they are KICKING ASS VIKING STYLE

Tales of brave (9:30:11 PM): SOUNDTRACKED BY ZEPPELIN

Tales of brave (9:30:17 PM): HELLOOOOO

kafkawastherage (9:30:24 PM): HAHAHA

kafkawastherage (9:30:31 PM): I am laughing like a maniac

Tales of brave (9:30:40 PM): yes me too

Tales of brave (9:30:47 PM): how do you find these wonderful links?

kafkawastherage (9:30:53 PM): you would like mel

kafkawastherage (9:30:58 PM): oh mel showed me this one

kafkawastherage (9:31:10 PM): and I foudn the other one like 238945745 years ago

Tales of brave (9:31:32 PM): who is mel?

kafkawastherage (9:32:14 PM): mel was leiafeeg and ninjaxcore

kafkawastherage (9:32:23 PM): and now she is metron3030x

Tales of brave (9:32:29 PM): i see

Tales of brave (9:43:51 PM): jenn

Tales of brave (9:43:59 PM): can i post our conversation?

kafkawastherage (9:44:01 PM): jessica

kafkawastherage (9:44:02 PM): yes

kafkawastherage (9:44:03 PM): haha

kafkawastherage (9:44:13 PM): I am the star of your diary : D

Tales of brave (9:44:18 PM): ok, rad

Tales of brave (9:44:19 PM): you so are

Tales of brave (9:44:25 PM): it's because our conversations rule

Tales of brave (9:44:30 PM): i have to share the awesomeosity

kafkawastherage (9:44:36 PM): HAHA

kafkawastherage (9:44:44 PM): I totally triedto say that.

Tales of brave (9:44:56 PM): what, awesome-osity

Tales of brave (9:45:02 PM): awesome-aw-city

kafkawastherage (9:45:06 PM): okay

kafkawastherage (9:45:08 PM): I said

kafkawastherage (9:45:15 PM): awesome icity

Tales of brave (9:45:28 PM): close enough for love, dawg

Tales of brave (9:45:30 PM): whut whut

kafkawastherage (9:45:38 PM): hahaha<33333

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