Step 2: Put all of your music on random.

Step 3: Write down the first 20 songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing.

Step 4: Profit from seeing how lovely and diverse your friend's tastes are (hopefully)

1. Godspeed You Black Emperor - Dead Flag Blues

2. Kristin Hersh - Hate My Way (Acoustic)

3. Moby - Another Woman

4. Matmos - The Precise Temperature of Darkness

5. My Bloody Valentine - Sometimes

6. amelie sdtk- 11- la valse d'amelie (orchestra version)

7. langley schools music project - space oddity

8. Michael Stipe & Asha Boshle- The Way You Dream

9. Tindersticks - petites gouttes d'eau

10. Simon & Garfunkel - A Hazy Shade of Winter

11. Suicide - Diamonds, Fur Coat, Champagne

12. The Smiths - Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me

13. De la Soul - Buddy

14. Cocteau Twins - Twinlights - 01 - Rilkean Heart

15. Brenda Holloway - Every Little Bit Hurts

16. Rachel's - Cuts the Metal Cold

17. Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night (Unplugged)

18. Prince & the Revolution - Darling Nikki

19. Slowdive - Catch The Breeze - Live

20. Charlotte Gainsbourg - Lemon Incest

also, from earlier today:

well, it's happened.

the most horrible thing that could have happened to me at this point in my life.

that's right: stuart peed on my new silk quilt.

in fact, he looked at me while he did it, until i pushed him off the bed and screamed at him.

and spent 20 min using cold water to remove the offending piss, while cursing him.

and now, i don't know what to do.

how do i stop this from happening again?

i believe he's mad because he can't go outside. but that's not changing--he can't go outside, because he'll die, and he's too fucking stupid to understand that.

so do i have to just resign myself to never having nice things? do i have to kill him?

on my list of ways to deal with this is getting a handheld wet-vac, but seriously, what else can i do?

other than serve him for dinner.