guess, which one, too, forgot her sunglasses on her desk, and on driving back from the t-r-o-u-b-l-e, and into the sun, burned her green eyes like so many ants under a mid-day magnifying glass, and is now blinded?

and you may guess, too, that it is the same girl who, now blind, is having her helper monkey Mr. Chips type for her because, well, she's blind.

hahahah! you have been lead down the primrose path, dear friend!

he's not typing!

he's painting my toenails!