2003-11-10 & 11:53 p.m. : my cat is eating my left over pasta out of a dirty bowl.
secretbruises (11:42:08 PM): we should totally get married secretbruises (11:42:14 PM): do you want to make babies with me? secretbruises (11:42:28 PM): i don't mind carrying the babies cakecrumbmascara (11:42:29 PM): yes secretbruises (11:42:43 PM): as long as we can do it melissa etheridge style and get brad pitt's sperms cakecrumbmascara (11:42:49 PM): i'm too small for carrying babies, i'd crumple cakecrumbmascara (11:42:55 PM): sounds perfect cakecrumbmascara (11:43:03 PM): we want pretty babies secretbruises (11:43:06 PM): i'll totally squeeze them out, dood cakecrumbmascara (11:43:13 PM): excellent secretbruises (11:43:15 PM): we have to name the first boy henry, though secretbruises (11:43:19 PM): and the second one jack secretbruises (11:43:22 PM): good strong plain names cakecrumbmascara (11:43:30 PM): those are lovely names cakecrumbmascara (11:43:43 PM): not all contrived and precious secretbruises (11:43:47 PM): exactly secretbruises (11:43:52 PM): and then a little girl. secretbruises (11:44:01 PM): which we can name er cakecrumbmascara (11:44:07 PM): girls should have crazy unique names secretbruises (11:44:08 PM): sophia! secretbruises (11:44:15 PM): i love that name. cakecrumbmascara (11:44:20 PM): sophia has style secretbruises (11:44:27 PM): and it's so philosophy core secretbruises (11:44:32 PM): but we can't call her sophie secretbruises (11:44:35 PM): because that sucks cakecrumbmascara (11:44:35 PM): I like sofia cakecrumbmascara (11:44:40 PM): oh fuck no secretbruises (11:44:42 PM): and jaack can't be jacky secretbruises (11:44:46 PM): and henry can only be hank secretbruises (11:44:53 PM): good, tough as nails names. cakecrumbmascara (11:44:58 PM): i'll hit anyone who tries to pull that shit on out babies secretbruises (11:45:13 PM): that's damned right cakecrumbmascara (11:45:25 PM): hank is like eating broken light bulb sandwiches tough secretbruises (11:45:51 PM): i know! secretbruises (11:46:00 PM): and you know my kid would be the biggest puss though secretbruises (11:46:05 PM): all nice and respectful and shit secretbruises (11:46:14 PM): i have one thing i won't bend on, though, jen cakecrumbmascara (11:46:25 PM): i'm so thirsty, it's like i've been lapping up spilled antifreeze or something secretbruises (11:46:25 PM): our kids. they can't go to high school. i won't allow it. cakecrumbmascara (11:46:32 PM): what's that jessica cakecrumbmascara (11:46:35 PM): oh no secretbruises (11:46:39 PM): we'll send them to europe for 4 yrs instead secretbruises (11:46:41 PM): or something secretbruises (11:46:46 PM): high school just fucks people up. cakecrumbmascara (11:46:48 PM): high school is for morons cakecrumbmascara (11:46:58 PM): it's true secretbruises (11:47:23 PM): so, no high school. mandatory art/craft time secretbruises (11:47:26 PM): mandatory reading time secretbruises (11:47:32 PM): and mandatory shake your ass time secretbruises (11:47:36 PM): where everyone dances cakecrumbmascara (11:47:44 PM): so mandatory cakecrumbmascara (11:47:51 PM): kids are the best dancers cakecrumbmascara (11:47:54 PM): hands down secretbruises (11:47:54 PM): i know! secretbruises (11:48:00 PM): they will show us the moves cakecrumbmascara (11:48:01 PM): they have mother fucking moves secretbruises (11:48:05 PM): HAHAHAHA cakecrumbmascara (11:48:05 PM): yessss secretbruises (11:48:13 PM): we are in each other's heads cakecrumbmascara (11:48:29 PM): my ex's neices and nephews would want to dance with me cakecrumbmascara (11:48:39 PM): and i'd be wowed cakecrumbmascara (11:48:57 PM): cause they'd be dropping it like it's hot and shit secretbruises (11:48:59 PM): jen secretbruises (11:49:06 PM): i used to dance to duran duran tapes cakecrumbmascara (11:49:09 PM): which is kind of freaky when you're 6 cakecrumbmascara (11:49:14 PM): hahaha NO WAY secretbruises (11:49:22 PM): and also, i used to dance to the flashdance soundtrack cakecrumbmascara (11:49:32 PM): oh god me too cakecrumbmascara (11:49:48 PM): I wanted to be a steelworker-stripper secretbruises (11:50:12 PM): and also, everynight before i went to bed i would dance, alone in my room secretbruises (11:50:15 PM): kind of like i do now cakecrumbmascara (11:50:16 PM): and live in a warehouse and not have a car..just a bike cakecrumbmascara (11:50:21 PM): bedroom dancer secretbruises (11:50:28 PM): i remember dancing to "white lines" by grandmaster flash a lot cakecrumbmascara (11:50:38 PM): SHUT UP secretbruises (11:50:42 PM): and totally fake popping and locking during the "FREEZE!" "ROCK!" secretbruises (11:50:44 PM): parts cakecrumbmascara (11:50:54 PM): jessica... that is my all TIME favorite song ever cakecrumbmascara (11:51:04 PM): white lines!!!!!!! secretbruises (11:51:05 PM): JEN secretbruises (11:51:07 PM): JEN! secretbruises (11:51:10 PM): oh man secretbruises (11:51:17 PM): that's the best song cakecrumbmascara (11:51:26 PM): i'm going to get your ring cakecrumbmascara (11:51:29 PM): I KNOW secretbruises (11:51:35 PM): jen, pretty much i want the rest of my diary to just be copying/pasting our conversations secretbruises (11:51:37 PM): would that be bad? cakecrumbmascara (11:51:42 PM): hahaha cakecrumbmascara (11:52:05 PM): I think we might make people disgusted with our mind melding secretbruises (11:52:13 PM): they would just be jealous. |