2002-01-14 & 9:31 p.m. : i'm a new kind of american hero

when i went to the dry cleaner last week, i had them put my laundered shirts (no starch, thank you.) in boxes, because that's too fucking smooth.

and i just took one out of the box (yeah, i'm not so smart. helllooooo wrinkle city, population: me) and they wrote my last name and first initial on the tag in the collar of my shirt.

what the shit is that?