ThreeRedFish [11:49 PM]: sewing is fun!!

Tales of brave [11:49 PM]: rad!

ThreeRedFish [11:49 PM]: aww guys!

ThreeRedFish [11:49 PM]: your celly!

Tales of brave [11:50 PM]: i know, it's not even my cell, it's my celly.

Tales of brave [11:50 PM]: <3celly<3

Tales of brave [11:50 PM]: kind of like celie from the color purple, but she's a phone, not a whoopie goldberg!

ThreeRedFish [11:50 PM]: you are in love with it

ThreeRedFish [11:50 PM]: haha

Tales of brave [11:50 PM]: i know, i am.

she's so cute.

ThreeRedFish [11:51 PM]: you're cute

Tales of brave [11:51 PM]: and a dork

ThreeRedFish [11:51 PM]: thank god

Tales of brave [11:52 PM]: true!

ThreeRedFish [11:52 PM]: dude

ThreeRedFish [11:52 PM]: check this shit out

ThreeRedFish [11:52 PM]: joann fabrics is having a 50% off sale on their fabrics until christmas!

ThreeRedFish [11:52 PM]: holy shit!

ThreeRedFish [11:52 PM]: 50% off!!

Tales of brave [11:53 PM]: PILLOWS FOR EVERYONE!

ThreeRedFish [11:53 PM]: for reals yo

Tales of brave [11:56 PM]: if i had a dime for everytime my diary was found via a google search for "ewan mcgregor's uncut penis" then i would have a lot of damn money.

ThreeRedFish [11:56 PM]: kfld;askfl;dasfkl;as

Tales of brave [11:57 PM]: i know. what in the hell

Tales of brave [11:57 PM]: and i'm like the #1-5 page, always

Tales of brave [11:57 PM]: i hope he has looked

Tales of brave [11:57 PM]: and found my page.

ThreeRedFish [11:57 PM]: hahahahaha

Tales of brave [12:05 AM]: "Vincent Gallo wanted to meet at his favorite lunch spot, Petrossian, to do the interview. Funny, it's my favorite lunch spot, too. We got there at exactly the same time. I watched him walking in and it was like they say, you know, he kind of glowed. Like a ray of light was around him. A kind of Jesus. He was wearing a light pink leather suit that had airbrushed flames all over, and engraved into the leather were flowers, hearts and bunnies. He made it himself. God, he does it all.

Tales of brave [12:05 AM]: He also made his patent leather hat which was frayed into the shape of Warren Beatty's hair in the movie Shampoo. And a pair of transparent Adidas that Mr. Adidas made for him in 1981. He was wearing solid gold socks underneath."

ThreeRedFish [12:06 AM]: oh my god

Tales of brave [12:07 AM]: what's your favorite part? mine is the warren beatty shampoo hat.

ThreeRedFish [12:10 AM]: mine is solid gold socks

Tales of brave [12:11 AM]: i know, it's hard to make a choice. but i'm comfortable with mine and i'm going with it.

ThreeRedFish [12:12 AM]: hahaha

Tales of brave [12:12 AM]: "As he waked through the restaurant every chick and queer's head turned (seems like every man becomes queer around Vincent)."

ThreeRedFish [12:13 AM]: duh

Tales of brave [12:14 AM]: i know, right?

Tales of brave [12:14 AM]: this is the best interview ever.

Tales of brave [12:14 AM]: when i get a house with jason, i am going to handwrite it across my bedroom walls

ThreeRedFish [12:15 AM]: awesome

ThreeRedFish [12:18 AM]: are you going to write it with love juice?

Tales of brave [12:18 AM]: with love juice?

Tales of brave [12:18 AM]: niki, have you been reading romance novels?

Tales of brave [12:18 AM]: please don't let me lose you to the dark side.

ThreeRedFish [12:19 AM]: jessica

ThreeRedFish [12:19 AM]: please. there's no dark side when it comes to love juice.

Tales of brave [12:20 AM]: but i meant "love juice". not love juice

ThreeRedFish [12:20 AM]: ha

Tales of brave [12:21 AM]: and to answer your question, no

ThreeRedFish [12:21 AM]: okay

Tales of brave [12:21 AM]: i will make an ink with cranberries, blood from my own veins, sumi ink and fresh lavendar essences.

ThreeRedFish [12:22 AM]: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

ThreeRedFish [12:22 AM]: that's hard core

Tales of brave [12:23 AM]: my love knows no bounds

Tales of brave [12:23 AM]: neither does my love juice, but i have seen a doctor about that.

ThreeRedFish [12:23 AM]: :O

Tales of brave [12:23 AM]: i'm kidding!

Tales of brave [12:23 AM]: one time, i had a psychiatrist

Tales of brave [12:24 AM]: and we became really good friends

ThreeRedFish [12:24 AM]: uh...

Tales of brave [12:24 AM]: and she decided to talk about her sex life with me

Tales of brave [12:24 AM]: yeah, this is a great story

ThreeRedFish [12:24 AM]: OH MY GOD

Tales of brave [12:24 AM]: it's that thing where people area compelled to tell me things that no one in their right mind would tell me.

Tales of brave [12:24 AM]: anyway

Tales of brave [12:24 AM]: so, she starts telling me about her sex life

Tales of brave [12:24 AM]: and that's how i learned about female ejaculation!

Tales of brave [12:25 AM]: GREAT. TIMES.

ThreeRedFish [12:25 AM]: HOLY SHIT

Tales of brave [12:25 AM]: some people have the "please tell me all your sadnesses" curse

Tales of brave [12:25 AM]: i have the "please tell me about your female ejaculation" curse.

Tales of brave [12:26 AM]: i don't mind.

Tales of brave [12:26 AM]: i didn't really have much to say to her sex-wise after that

Tales of brave [12:27 AM]: i mean, i can't top female ejaculation. i really can't.

Tales of brave [12:27 AM]: SAD TIMES.

ThreeRedFish [12:27 AM]: i don't think much really can

ThreeRedFish [12:29 AM]: that story ABOUT female ejaculation, however, is a nice little ace in the hole

ThreeRedFish [12:29 AM]: just for emergencies, you know

Tales of brave [12:29 AM]: hahahahhaha

Tales of brave [12:29 AM]: niki?

ThreeRedFish [12:29 AM]: yes?

Tales of brave [12:29 AM]: have i ever told you that you're my hero?