i was lamenting to my co-workers the lack of toilet seat covers in the bathroom. for some reason they only have them in about half the stalls, so i have to go only to those stalls or put down the toilet paper u on the seat if they are occupied.

and my co-workers told me they never use them or cover the seat!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?!??!?!

IOWA IS A BACKWARD PLACE!!

I AM IN THE LAND OF PEE-PEE HANDED PUBLIC TOILET SITTERS!!!

OH EM GEE!!!!

seriously, are you as freaked out as i am?

they tried to tell me because it wasn't as urban as the other places i had lived that it's not dangerous to sit bare-assed on a public toilet seat.