please take note:

three sandwich style pickle discs are not a suitable substitution for your usual sandwich accessory, the kosher deli pickle.

by way of giving you positive feedback along with negative, i must commend you on your delicious fruit salad, which was good enough to make me almost forget the pickle discs.

ALMOST.

please be advised you are on warning: if you do not quickly raise your pickle standards i may have to go primarily to the soup nazi for my lunchtime refreshment, and you would lose my weekly $15.

thank you,

the management

ps--things here are markedly worse. i am listening to otis redding now.