my favorite part is where she calls the boy and talks about how her "manager be trippin' saying we gotta use water (to make hot chocolate), but i always use milk and cream for yours...because i think you're kinda sweet."

alskdhfkaljsdhfjkasd!

this would be a song that, if i were brave enough to karaoke, i would so sing.

i have a list of these songs. they include:

"car fiction" by echobelly. "dry" or "rub til it bleeds" by pj harvey. "tattooed love boys" by the pretenders (best line ever: 'i shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for'. chrissy hynde, marry me!). "bedtime story" by sheila e. "i'm gonna get you, i mean it" by helium. "kissability" by sonic youth. "super-fire" by gvsb.

etc etc.

someone should open a karaoke bar with songs like that available. i mean, of course, if no one has already.

they would make a million trillion dollars.

there. that's my financial advice of the day.

speaking of which, even though i would rather kill myself than go to a dept store, especially at this time of year, i am off to one to take advantage of some super deals at the bon in bellevue. (bellevue! grodes!).

i know i know, the bon, bellevue, jessica, what the hell?

but i got some special coupons for there from a friend and the jew in me just can't pass up a good deal when my sister's birthday is like, sunday, and i'm going to be moving into my own place soon and really should have a set of towels in case i ever have guests and maybe some nice new sheets too.

so, i gotta motor if i hope to have some time to fight with shoppers over deals and parking spots.