2003-06-20 & 4:23 p.m. : so i had to hit it
ok, i've got two for you, on this fine friday afternoon.
ok, i've got two for you, on this fine friday afternoon.
#1--i used to know a kid who, and this is no lie, could not pee, he couldn't squeeze out a single drop, unless he said the following words:
"you're an ape: urinate!"
#2--i can't explain it and i'm not proud of it, but i love james spader so much it's not even natural.
he's so creepy and weird, in such a hot way.
it's like he's the heterosexual non-german udo kier.
