2002-01-22 & 10:39 a.m. : stephenhawkingtalkingmachine

i am having a bad day.

but.

this is a direct quote from the email i just got from a friend:

"I am totally caffeinated in a good way. I love tea. And coffee. My favorite

drugs by far. Mmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!RADICAL SLED-DOGS GIVING CUBA GOODING

JR. A HARD TIME!!!!!!!AND DRINKING SMOOTHIES!!!

oh, wow.

like totally."

i laughed so hard, silently, that i think i disabled my voicebox forever.

i need a stephen hawking talking machine.

also, i have started grabbing fistfuls of my hair and cutting the ends off.

that's healthy, right?