sleepingoffsummer: i just came up with the best product ever
sleepingoffsummer: EVER
idreamtrains: yeah? lay it on me
idreamtrains: fake vomit? it's been done
sleepingoffsummer: for super-models or just all you ladies living the fast life of a catwalk-walker: VOMINT.
eat, puke and pop one, you're good to go!
idreamtrains: yes!
idreamtrains: would the commercial be like a mentos commercial?
sleepingoffsummer: yes, but we would need someone like sarah michelle gellar or, um, courtney cox-arquette to be our poster-girl
idreamtrains: a girl does a turn on the catwalk, leans over and pukes on a fashion journalist. THEN. she's cheerfully pops a VOMINT tm and, holding the VOMINT label side showing, finishes her turn.
sleepingoffsummer: nice
idreamtrains: AND THE CROWD GOES WILD WITH APPLAUSE
idreamtrains: the fashion journalist laughs knowingly, as if he's had a cute trick played on him.
sleepingoffsummer: a girl climbs out of bed, obviously hung-over, but she has a casting call in 30 minutes! she pushes aside the syringes and crawls to the bathroom where she puts her head in the toilet and heaves
sleepingoffsummer: you just see her sexy back and "ass" in a thin, classy nighty, and you see the muscles twitch and seize as she vomits last night's 15 kamikazes/pills/rockstarjizz into the bowl
idreamtrains: yeah!
sleepingoffsummer: she reaches up onto the counter next to her, you see her finely manicured hand push bottles of xanax, empty condom/dental dam wrappers and mac lipstick tubes out of the way until you see a thin red tipped finger find what it's looking for:
sleepingoffsummer: the aesthetically shaped container of VOMINT(tm)!
sleepingoffsummer: she raises her beet red face, wipes an errant string of vodka-bile from her pouty lips and places a single VOMINT(tm) on her tongue
sleepingoffsummer: next shot:
sleepingoffsummer: she walks out of the bathroom, perfectly put together, once stringy hair pulled up into a kicky french twist, once blotchy, puffy skin obviously rejuvenated by VOMINT, the aspiring actresses best friend
sleepingoffsummer: er, actress'
sleepingoffsummer: last shot:
sleepingoffsummer: the casting couch, the lovely thing kneeling in front of a faceless casting director (male or female, it doesn't matter in these upside-down times!), a pack of VOMINTs neatly tucked into the back pocket of her tight jeans. because, whether it's hiding what's coming up or that you've just gone down: VOMINT!
