much like i became a girl who drinks coffee.

all of a sudden, one day, without warning or premeditation, i said "yes, please, i'll have a cup too" and became a girl who drinks coffee.

the other night, without warning or premeditation i said, "no, thanks, i'll take it black" and that was that.

also, it now has to be hot enough to scald, or i don't enjoy it all that much.

last night was such great fun, i almost don't regret the shitty words i wrote at 300am. no, regret is the wrong word.

i wish i could have seen straight enough to have been more articulate and less devastatingly predictable and boring.

"blah blah blah emotional barf blah blah"

i will try harder next time i am so drunk i can barely make out the huge monitor in front of me to remember this morning's mistake and do a better job!

you know, for falling asleep after 5am, i think i am doing pretty well.

but, i'll be pretty bummed when that phone bill from australia comes.

ah well, at least i didn't wake up next to someone, or something equally lethal.

yeah, that would have been tragic.