i know i just updated but

i just used the restroom and man do i feel better.

but

uh.

this lady came in after me and she went pee too.

and when she did,

it smelled like popcorn.

i'm not kidding.

uh.

popcorn.

AND THEN

she did not wash her hands after leaving her stall.

popcorn.

filthy pee pee hands.