number one--coming home and heating up sake in jelly glasses like moonshine and then pouring it into shot glasses that say "wyoming" on them?

it's the fever: catch it!

number two--when i came home from work today i was sliding my key into the door to come inside but stopped for just a moment. why?

because someone on the floor above me was having an orgasm next to an open window!

hello sexy triplex of love! everyone who lives in this building is hot. like, you know that there's going to be lots of that happening now that winter's over.

it's like everyday, something really cool happens in seattle.