i didn't think it was possible.

BUT MY NEW BOSS IS JUST AS WHINY AS MY OTHER BOSSES.

is it a boss thing?

is it a sales thing?

like, why do all my female bosses sound like they are in preschool when they have a request?

do they think it's cute?

or like, that it makes the request more palettable? (hey how do you spell that? i'm on the sly here, i don't have time to check with my boyfriend, dictionary.com)

BECAUSE IT DOESN'T.

i may kill someone (other than myself) with a letter opener soon.

just so you know.