kafkawastherage (1:43:35 AM): I also like pimp my ride
kafkawastherage (1:43:42 AM): I want my ride to be pimped
secretbruises (1:44:01 AM): i fuckin' LOVE pimp my ride. GOD
secretbruises (1:52:39 AM): jenny
secretbruises (1:52:47 AM): robert smith is SO FUCKED UP LOOKING right now.
kafkawastherage (1:53:18 AM): I know man
kafkawastherage (1:53:25 AM): he's balding and fattish
secretbruises (1:53:29 AM): well
secretbruises (1:53:34 AM): he's been bloated for a long time
secretbruises (1:53:38 AM): but i just saw him on tv
secretbruises (1:53:42 AM): talking
secretbruises (1:53:47 AM): and he looked WRECKED
kafkawastherage (1:54:17 AM): did I tell you about my robert smith like he looked like he did in the good old days except he was chubbier and wearing bright orange patnts
secretbruises (1:54:34 AM): wait, what?
kafkawastherage (1:54:37 AM): and at first he was my bf but he turned out to be a serial killer
kafkawastherage (1:54:58 AM): robertsmith dream
secretbruises (1:55:10 AM): oh, you missed that part
secretbruises (1:55:12 AM): "dream"
secretbruises (1:55:13 AM): DOOD
secretbruises (1:55:17 AM): i was SO CONFUSED.
secretbruises (1:56:22 AM): OH MY GOD LOCAL COMMERCIALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY/FUCKED UP
secretbruises (1:56:36 AM): HOLY CRAP
secretbruises (1:56:41 AM): I HAVE TO KEEP SCREAMING
secretbruises (1:56:50 AM): BECAUSE ONLY IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST WOULD
kafkawastherage (1:56:50 AM): crazy gideon
secretbruises (1:57:46 AM): HALL & OATES, MICHAEL MCDONALD AND THE AVERAGE WHITE BAND BE CALLED A FUCKING "SOUL REVIEW"
i didn't make that up.
later:
secretbruises (2:22:23 AM): omg
secretbruises (2:22:26 AM): JENNY ARE YOU THERE
secretbruises (2:22:30 AM): I HAVE TO SHOUT AGAIN
kafkawastherage (2:22:39 AM): yes
secretbruises (2:22:41 AM): JORDAN KNIGHT IS ON THE SURREAL LIFE
secretbruises (2:22:45 AM): THAT IS SO FUCKED UP
kafkawastherage (2:22:47 AM): haha
kafkawastherage (2:22:51 AM): I know man
kafkawastherage (2:22:57 AM): remember how big they were
secretbruises (2:22:59 AM): OH MY GOD THAT'S SO FUCKED UP
secretbruises (2:23:12 AM): dood, do you remember how totally sweet and awesome "give it to you" is?
kafkawastherage (2:23:27 AM): I know
kafkawastherage (2:23:32 AM): and ooh girl
kafkawastherage (2:23:40 AM): old nkotb
kafkawastherage (2:23:48 AM): give it to you
kafkawastherage (2:23:52 AM): I didnt like so much
secretbruises (2:23:54 AM): LOOK AT THIS
kafkawastherage (2:24:04 AM): jordan knight peaked in knotb
secretbruises (2:24:21 AM): i know
secretbruises (2:25:06 AM): oh my god, that was like over 3 years ago
secretbruises (2:25:15 AM): i have inter-journed for over three years
secretbruises (2:25:23 AM): i don't know how i feel about that.
(actually, i'm a little freaked out.)
