that quote comes to you straight from my franny, the ritchey, the amazing power to the south, otherwise known as snailandsky cum myeels.

now, i hate bumperstickers. i can't think of a more empty gesture than putting your beliefs, whatever they are, on the back of your car so that people in downtown traffic get to know you a little.

"that guy doesn't like gay people!" "that guy wants to save the animals!" "that chick is a bitch goddess! she shops at hot topic!" "that guy voted for dole like last decade!"

etc.

i don't give a fuck about where you shop or who you hate or who you pray to and your bumperstickers aren't cool or funny or interesting.

and stop putting decals of calvin pissing on ford or chevy or liberals or bin laden and fucking do something of substance and actually PISS ON A FORD OR A CHEVY OR A LIBERAL OR A BIN LADEN.

stop ruining one of my favorite comic strip characters from when i was a kid by turning him into a frat boy hero.

he would hate your raised truck, and your stupid baseball cap.

ok wait, where was i going with this?

OH YEAH.

so, clearly, i hate bumperstickers.

but if there is one bumpersticker i could get behind, and man oh fucking man would i get behind it, i would get behind a

"WHEN THE ZOMBIES COME, IT WILL BE THE GREAT EQUALIZER OF MEN."

bumpersticker.

not only would i get behind it, but i would start putting it over every "ankh if you love isis", "hug your cat", "i don't know karate, but i know kuh-razy", "i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford" bumpersticker i see.

i want a whooooooooooole stack of them, to clean up this damned place for mine eyes.

shit i'll need like 234589745927 just for the parking lot at my work alone.

i don't even think they should be sold. rather, they should be distributed to the public as a great service. like condoms in high schools. or needles to drug addicts.

who's with me? let's get this badboy off the ground and make this world A BETTER WORLD.

let us make the time before the zombies come as peaceful and gentle as possible. this is a small step towards that world.