2003-01-28 & 10:54 p.m. : if your heart is not on my side
(two entries in like an hour! i love this girl!) kafkawastherage (10:10:45 PM): jessica, I bet you are pretty when you sleep Tales of brave (10:10:58 PM): wow, i don't know! Tales of brave (10:11:07 PM): i know i drool an awful lot sometimes Tales of brave (10:11:16 PM): i sleep on my side or my stomach kafkawastherage (10:12:33 PM): me too kafkawastherage (10:12:47 PM): and soemtimes I fart in my sleep kafkawastherage (10:12:47 PM): haha Tales of brave (10:12:49 PM): i hope i am pretty when i sleep Tales of brave (10:13:05 PM): that's the sort of thing that could trick someone into loving me for reals Tales of brave (10:13:16 PM): that's the sort of thing that tricks me into loving people Tales of brave (10:13:21 PM): or at least did, in the PAST Tales of brave (10:13:57 PM): but as we both know, robot tigers from outerspace don't fall in love. kafkawastherage (10:14:04 PM): n ono kafkawastherage (10:14:09 PM): but kafkawastherage (10:14:14 PM): central-red does Tales of brave (10:14:18 PM): shhhhhhhh Tales of brave (10:14:20 PM): SLANDER kafkawastherage (10:14:27 PM): : D Tales of brave (10:14:41 PM): i fall in love with the wrong ones Tales of brave (10:15:07 PM): i need to find me a nice fat girl. with big huge breasts. and a huge fat ass. and thick soft wedding thighs kafkawastherage (10:15:14 PM): fall in love iwth me, I will send you lilacs Tales of brave (10:15:21 PM): ok kafkawastherage (10:15:24 PM): : D Tales of brave (10:15:29 PM): i am all for polygamy now Tales of brave (10:15:38 PM): i don't believe in soulmates Tales of brave (10:15:42 PM): because i don't believe in souls Tales of brave (10:15:43 PM): BUT Tales of brave (10:15:50 PM): i do believe you can love people for your whole life Tales of brave (10:16:01 PM): especially where lilacs are concerned Tales of brave (10:16:20 PM): if you sent me lilacs, i would pluck the petals and sleep on them. naked. Tales of brave (10:16:26 PM): or, at the very least, topless. kafkawastherage (10:16:53 PM): jessica that is so pretty Tales of brave (10:17:17 PM): sleeping on petals is the best Tales of brave (10:17:36 PM): when i was growing up, there were rosebushes outside my bedroom window Tales of brave (10:17:48 PM): and when they bloomed, there were hundreds of them, it seemed kafkawastherage (10:17:49 PM): I will send you lilacs in a chemistry flask kafkawastherage (10:17:56 PM): like a scientist. kafkawastherage (10:18:00 PM): uh huh Tales of brave (10:18:22 PM): i would sit on my window sil and cut the stems and the first ones got hung upside down on my wall (so they would keep their shape) Tales of brave (10:18:34 PM): the second round of cuts got put in a vase on my night table Tales of brave (10:18:46 PM): the third got collected for bath water Tales of brave (10:18:58 PM): and the fourth would go in my pillow cases and bedsheets Tales of brave (10:19:18 PM): if i ever have a daughter, i will plant rosebushes outside her window so that she can do the same thing. Tales of brave (10:19:33 PM): oh, jenn? kafkawastherage (10:19:38 PM): yes Tales of brave (10:19:53 PM): lilacs in a scientist's flask? i'd melt kafkawastherage (10:21:06 PM): that is the best thing I have heard jessica. Tales of brave (10:21:14 PM): that i'd melt? kafkawastherage (10:21:23 PM): that and the roses Tales of brave (10:21:33 PM): oh, it was the best thing ever kafkawastherage (10:21:45 PM): you shoudl totally write a book Tales of brave (10:21:46 PM): especially because i did it all in secret. the bathing and the bedsheets Tales of brave (10:22:03 PM): and no one ever came into my room, so they didn't know about the walls or vase either Tales of brave (10:22:17 PM): a book about cutting roses? Tales of brave (10:22:28 PM): do you want to know a silly thing i used to do? kafkawastherage (10:22:34 PM): yes kafkawastherage (10:22:59 PM): no a book about how terribly romantic you really are, you should write love letters to yourself. Tales of brave (10:23:13 PM): sometimes there were so many of them i used to pluck the petals and put them between my fingers and toes, and i would lay down on my bed and put them on my eyelids and my belly button and nipples Tales of brave (10:23:20 PM): and listen to kate bush Tales of brave (10:23:25 PM): i know, i am romantic. it's a curse Tales of brave (10:23:40 PM): that's why i donated my brain to the robot tiger army from outerspace. Tales of brave (10:24:11 PM): you are the first person i ever ever ever told that to. about the petals Tales of brave (10:24:22 PM): did you give me wonder woman truth serum? kafkawastherage (10:24:48 PM): no, I m just a nice girl, who likes to be told pretty stories Tales of brave (10:24:54 PM): that's true Tales of brave (10:25:00 PM): you are nice girl for sure. Tales of brave (10:25:22 PM): have you ever done anything like that? Tales of brave (10:25:32 PM): i spent a lot of time alone, in the middle of the night. i did all sorts of things. kafkawastherage (10:25:33 PM): I used to make my own perfume from roses kafkawastherage (10:25:38 PM): or I tied to. Tales of brave (10:25:46 PM): yeah, it's hard. i don't know how they do it kafkawastherage (10:25:50 PM): like Id boil flower petals of all kinds actually Tales of brave (10:25:53 PM): you know what i want really badly? kafkawastherage (10:25:58 PM): what? Tales of brave (10:26:27 PM): if i ever ever find a perfume or lotion or shower gel or any smell good thing ever that smells like freshly brewed jasmine tea...well, i'll spend all my money on it Tales of brave (10:26:38 PM): i want to walk by people and have them go "ah!" kafkawastherage (10:26:44 PM): I love jassmine kafkawastherage (10:26:48 PM): when I was younger kafkawastherage (10:26:56 PM): and I baby sat in the summer Tales of brave (10:27:07 PM): but jasmine tea smells like 1000000x better than just jasmine Tales of brave (10:27:16 PM): except for star jasmine. Tales of brave (10:27:25 PM): they probably smell just as good as each other Tales of brave (10:27:48 PM): my house had a huge star jasmine bush in the front. i'd pull the blooms and suck on them because they are sweet Tales of brave (10:27:58 PM): and i'd put those in bath water and in my bedsheets too. kafkawastherage (10:28:16 PM): are star jasmine orange? Tales of brave (10:28:22 PM): go on tell me about babysitting in summer Tales of brave (10:28:30 PM): no, they are tiny little white blossoms Tales of brave (10:28:43 PM): they are usually used in traffic medians in so cal Tales of brave (10:28:54 PM): and in early spring the whole world smells good. Tales of brave (10:28:59 PM): at least in the town where i grew up kafkawastherage (10:29:16 PM): yes, and they are very small and their leaves are tough Tales of brave (10:29:30 PM): yes Tales of brave (10:29:36 PM): but they are white kafkawastherage (10:29:50 PM): those are the kind that were outside the house i babysat in kafkawastherage (10:30:10 PM): yeah, the orange things I mentioned I think were honeysuckle Tales of brave (10:30:13 PM): i think they are called star jasmine. when i was little i thought they were honeysuckles because of how they taste Tales of brave (10:30:15 PM): yeah! kafkawastherage (10:30:37 PM): they grew in the park by my house kafkawastherage (10:30:45 PM): and Id eat them, or suck the juice from them. Tales of brave (10:30:54 PM): they are the best Tales of brave (10:31:07 PM): if i ever have a house, i want them all over my property Tales of brave (10:31:17 PM): i also want to have a lot of babies Tales of brave (10:31:47 PM): i know, that was random, but i was just thinking of a house full of flowers, and it should have babies running around too. kafkawastherage (10:31:53 PM): I think you would be a good mom Tales of brave (10:32:05 PM): i think i would probably be the best mom in the world. kafkawastherage (10:32:09 PM): you arent a crazy spaz at all. Tales of brave (10:32:23 PM): not unless i am dancing alone in the bedroom Tales of brave (10:32:29 PM): but, even then i am kinda smooth. Tales of brave (10:32:43 PM): and i love to dance with little kids. i'd make them dance with me all the time. kafkawastherage (10:34:51 PM): haha, jessica, you really are like the prettiest girl. kafkawastherage (10:35:00 PM): you have pretty stories for days. kafkawastherage (10:36:11 PM): : D Tales of brave (10:36:45 PM): jenn, do you write love letters? kafkawastherage (10:37:08 PM): Ive written matt some kafkawastherage (10:37:51 PM): I never loved anybody before him, so I had no one to write to. kafkawastherage (10:37:55 PM): no that's not true kafkawastherage (10:38:03 PM): I wrote love letters to antonio kafkawastherage (10:38:07 PM): but I didnt love him Tales of brave (10:38:37 PM): i think writing love letters is the most fun thing to do in the whole world Tales of brave (10:38:44 PM): i wrote a lot of them, in secret, in iowa Tales of brave (10:38:47 PM): to no one kafkawastherage (10:38:53 PM): he turned out to like boys. Tales of brave (10:39:00 PM): i threw them all out. i should have kept them kafkawastherage (10:39:08 PM): you totally should have Tales of brave (10:39:14 PM): gay boys need love letters too Tales of brave (10:39:26 PM): but, probably from other boys kafkawastherage (10:39:27 PM): it is nice when you are feeling down kafkawastherage (10:39:34 PM): to read them Tales of brave (10:39:48 PM): that's when i'd write them, because i was down a lot in iowa Tales of brave (10:39:58 PM): but i always cried while i wrote them. Tales of brave (10:40:08 PM): and then i'd tear them up and throw them away Tales of brave (10:40:22 PM): and drink more whiskey, and smoke more cigarettes. kafkawastherage (10:40:25 PM): when matt makes me cry I write them too. Tales of brave (10:40:25 PM): and forget about them. Tales of brave (10:40:39 PM): i am such a girl! Tales of brave (10:40:47 PM): when he makes you sad cry? kafkawastherage (10:40:50 PM): it's okay, it is cute kafkawastherage (10:40:53 PM): yes Tales of brave (10:40:54 PM): i'll fucking cut his nuts off Tales of brave (10:41:04 PM): with a wine key blade kafkawastherage (10:41:07 PM): haha kafkawastherage (10:41:15 PM): Ive made him cry before too kafkawastherage (10:41:19 PM): not on purpose kafkawastherage (10:41:28 PM): only when we talk about things that are scary Tales of brave (10:41:28 PM): i never make people cry on purpose kafkawastherage (10:41:45 PM): I like to kiss his cheeks when he cries kafkawastherage (10:42:03 PM): and get the salt taste on my lips Tales of brave (10:42:07 PM): i like that too Tales of brave (10:42:15 PM): the way tears taste Tales of brave (10:42:28 PM): and how my eyes look when they are red and glassy from crying kafkawastherage (10:42:33 PM): it feels like I am in a movie almost, but better Tales of brave (10:43:12 PM): cinematic moments are better when you can taste and smell and touch them. kafkawastherage (10:43:37 PM): because neither one of us are beautiful we are flawed and it feels more real Tales of brave (10:43:56 PM): oh jenn Tales of brave (10:44:05 PM): the flaws are the prettiest parts. don't you know that? kafkawastherage (10:44:32 PM): yeah
tales of brave played by a robot girl still cursed with a heart editing by central-red dedicated to the memory of pablo neruda and the sea.
and you arrive and you are lightening glancing off the peach trees." |